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Art....this looks like a cool project. And you have some excellent photos to document the build. Can't wait to see more.......

I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemist die, they Barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O. PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

This is the view I have from my office....it's a tough job, but somebodys got to do it.

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paint appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."

Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you'd like to be cops?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. He opened it up, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features in a suspect." He stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde, and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "Did you notice any distinguishing features about the man?" The blonde immediately said , "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!" The detective grabbed the photo, shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture. It's a profile of his face. You're dismissed!" The first blonde hung her head and walked out. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?""Yes," said the second blonde. "He only has one ear." The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face. Of course you can only see one ear. You're excused, too!" The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but let's try this again." He held the photo in front of her for a few seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right. Did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I did.! This man wears contact lenses." The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right. His bio says he wears contacts. How in the world could you tell that by looking at this picture?" The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duh! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.

But who are you?......you didn't leave your name..... Rather than starting another thread with pics from the show....I'll put them here. A couple of my favorites with a link to my album. http://public.fotki.com/2whl/model-shows/lower-left-nnl-2014/?

Hey Pete....I'll be there along with John Teresi. Also Derek will be there....he got a vendor table!

Can't wait !!!

Thanks for all of the kind words guys !! Tamiya TS-15....straight out of the rattle can

Looking spectacular They did....but he was enjoying it

Thanks guys ! Stance is OOB....I checked that early in the build to make sure it looked right.

Ray....as you can tell from my user name, I am an avid bicyclist. I'd be happy to help any way I can. First, I would suggest going to yard sales and finding a cheap bike.

This is a OOB build of the Revell Hawaiian kit I just finished on another forum.

It ends in 17 days........my money from Nigeria should be here by then...

John, the detail you are putting into this is just AMAZING !!!!

Johnny....that is lookin' totally bad-ass !!!!!

Looks spectacular, Curt. I'm sure he'll love it!

Dang !!! Those angled spark plug boots are killer.

Look me up.....I'll be selling kits......and entering models The flyer above should have all the info............

but where's the pizza boxes???

Looking spectacular, Art. Can't wait to see it in person.

Chris, those outside shots are outstanding !! The engine detail you did 17 years ago stands the test of time. Excellent work.

Thanks Brad. It was great hanging out with you while we waited for the judging.