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Ace-Garageguy

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  1. Ride your bike to work to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, and to be doubly effective, be sure to hold your breath all the way.
  2. You fellers better watch out. Admitting to military service could be construed as a tacit endorsement of the scary bangy things that can no longer be mentioned here.
  3. Date trees may attract camels.
  4. Widdle cwybabies masquerading as grown men.
  5. Coats of fur are worn with impunity by animals, but perish the thought of a human in one in some circles.
  6. The memo went out, but with reading comprehension being what it is today...
  7. Hope you find all your stuff, Snake. Just reading about your 1:1 stuff getting gone makes me see red. Why not throw out most of her shoes and clothes, and see how SHE deals? One of the main reasons I've been (mostly) blissfully single for the last 20+ years is having tired of women who seem to somehow think they're my boss. No honey...even if you pay my salary, you do not TELL me what to do.
  8. Illustrating the awesome power of the simple comma. Let's eat, Grandma. I love cooking, my family, and my pets.
  9. Think carefully before you answer if your wife asks...
  10. Photoetch by the ton won't enhance a poor build that looks like it was painted with a dirty pinecone
  11. Long fingers enhance the beauty of a woman's hands.
  12. 80's women's styles I often found to be very attractive.
  13. Chain mail can be used to filter large lumps out of soup in a pinch.
  14. Eliminate whatever's causing the panel to sit too high.
  15. Wow. You got lucky indeed.
  16. I well remember the trucks. They were the hot setup for a time, and still function fine.
  17. Who said it wouldn't?
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