Ace-Garageguy

Date trees may attract camels.

Widdle cwybabies masquerading as grown men.

Coats of fur are worn with impunity by animals, but perish the thought of a human in one in some circles.

The memo went out, but with reading comprehension being what it is today...

Hope you find all your stuff, Snake. Just reading about your 1:1 stuff getting gone makes me see red. Why not throw out most of her shoes and clothes, and see how SHE deals? One of the main reasons I've been (mostly) blissfully single for the last 20+ years is having tired of women who seem to somehow think they're my boss. No honey...even if you pay my salary, you do not TELL me what to do.

Majorly cool stuff here.

Illustrating the awesome power of the simple comma. Let's eat, Grandma. I love cooking, my family, and my pets.

Think carefully before you answer if your wife asks...

Photoetch by the ton won't enhance a poor build that looks like it was painted with a dirty pinecone

Long fingers enhance the beauty of a woman's hands.

Me me me me me. I want.

80's women's styles I often found to be very attractive.

PM'd Got heem

Chain mail can be used to filter large lumps out of soup in a pinch.

Eliminate whatever's causing the panel to sit too high.

Wow. You got lucky indeed.

I well remember the trucks. They were the hot setup for a time, and still function fine.

Who said it wouldn't?

Ah yes...the guaranteed-minimum-income generation with direct deposit in bitcoin, all believing they're tech wizards because they can take selfies and post moronic videos on the web. And don't forget..."they'll own nothing, and they'll be happy". Or else.

By scrawling some unintelligible mark on their phone (or whatever) screen with their fingertip. The digital age equivalent of "X". Can't live in the past, now.

Real pretty little Bug. Just enough. About the same color as my first real one, but all it had was a warmed-over 40 horse & chrome-reverse Chevy wheels. Sure would like to have this in full scale today.