New Kit

[Greg Myers]

Edited July 16, 2016 by Greg Myers

[Foxer]

[Greg Myers]

don't worry, be happy 

[Kmb0319]

I need to call the Lifefix customer service department about a missing piece.  Where's the bourbon on that parts tree????

[stavanzer]

Yeah, the Whiskey is missing in mine. So is the Cookies & Cream Ice Cream. (or is that an Aftermarket Resin Upgrade?)

[DaveM]

Nice try, but there are a few problems with this kit.  One shoe?  The credit card number didn't work, and the watch didn't show the right time...  The guitar also wasn't tuned correctly.  Hopefully Lifefix can do better on its next release.  I hear they are doing a kit with 5,000 1/25 scale rivets next.  I'm going to make sure mine has exactly 5,000 in it!  

 

Actually, if that kit was real, we could finally say, "Money can buy happiness."

[fairlane1320]

Credit cards clearly do NOT bring happiness.

[Harry Joy]

Well, it appears any semblance of scale fidelity is out the window with THIS company.

[AC Norton]

.....I'd keep all receipts if you buy one.....it may not go together just as the instructions say.................the Ace......

[Drake69]

Positively vaporware. You should know by now... you can never buy "Happiness"...

Edited July 1, 2016 by Drake69

[horsepower]

I didn't see a large box of condoms for the happy ending?

[ChrisBcritter]

I bought one but couldn't build it - the sense of humor was badly warped.

[unclescott58]

Somebody posted this one before, in last the year or so. I also wonder if this is the right area to post something like this? Shouldn't this really be under the "Off Topic Lounge"? I was interested in seeing a "new kit", and I find this?

Edited July 1, 2016 by unclescott58

[Bob Ellis]

I don't see anything

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

I don't see anything

 

Positively vaporware.  

Greg's patented disappearing photos.  

[Greg Myers]

Poof.  Just for Mr. Aho 

[Dogfish_7]

That's what happens, when you move a photo or change the name in PB.

 

[unclescott58]

Poof.  Just for Mr. Aho 

Oh no! Don't blame me Greg. I'm not in charge here. I just didn't see this as a real kit review, and I was very disappointed when I saw what it was the first time I opened it. The subject of the post was okay. I feel it just doesn't belong under "Car Kit News and Reviews." When I first opened it here, I was expecting something different. A new car kit I hadn't seen yet. Instead I got an old joke. And a joke that was only moderately funny the first time I saw it. That's not what I look for, when I look at posts under Car Kit News and Reviews. There are other, better places for this thread.

Like the trash? 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Oh no! Don't blame me Greg. I'm not in charge here. I just didn't see this as a real kit review, and I was very disappointed when I saw what it was the first time I opened it. The subject of the post was okay. I feel it just doesn't belong under "Car Kit News and Reviews." When I first opened it here, I was expecting something different. A new car kit I hadn't seen yet. Instead I got an old joke. And a joke that was only moderately funny the first time I saw it. That's not what I look for, when I look at posts under Car Kit News and Reviews. There are other, better places for this thread.

Like the trash? 

I think somebody needs a hug.  

[unclescott58]

I think somebody needs a hug.  

Only if I get it from Greg! 

[Greg Myers]

Some here could benefit from this.  

[keyser]

[SfanGoch]

Say, do you still practice painless dentistry?

[Deano]

I know he's trying to look tough but Kanye always reminds me of a petulant child who is about to cry.

[keyser]

Safe dentistry  Oil of clove 

And Kanye IS a petulant child

But he's right in this case LOLzers.

No idea what happened with the quote things. Kanye must've interrupted.

 

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Edited July 17, 2016 by keyser
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