ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[ranma]

The cat died

[highway]

and went "splat"

 

[426 pack]

When it hit

[Little Timmy]

My Pontiac's Grill

[Khils]

To my surprise!

[Pete J.]

it morphed into

[Rodent]

A $2000 repair

[stitchdup]

but since I'm

[JollySipper]

an excellent mechanic

[D. Battista]

I was able

[JollySipper]

to duct tape

[stitchdup]

the nearside tyre

[Ace-Garageguy]

to my forehead

[highway]

and the grille

[Pete J.]

to cook hamburgers

[426 pack]

That were very

[Cornpatch]

   Burnt and crispy

[High octane]

but without buns

[D. Battista]

and dill pickles

[plastic trucker]

I only had

[Ace-Garageguy]

minimum wage help

[plastic trucker]

and the seven

[Rodent]

dwarfs to sing

[D. Battista]

over the rainbow

[Deano]

way up high