One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Cranium is just a five dollar word for “hat rack” nowadays.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Nowadays" triggers so many negative responses in my mind nowadays, I'd better just take a pass on this one.    

[DPNM]

 One the debut album by Three Dog Night and is their cover song of Harry Nilsson

[misterNNL]

Nilsson,bilsson,banana banna bo Nilsson.

Edited August 22, 2022 by misterNNL

[Ace-Garageguy]

Nilsson did Everybody's Talkin' from Midnight Cowboy.

[misterNNL]

Cowboy style pickups are probably a thing somewhere.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Somewhere West of Laramie" was an ad slogan for Jordan motorcars.

Edited August 22, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[NYLIBUD]

Motor cars have been around since the turn of the century.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Century" was a model name used by Buick from 1936-'42, '54-'58, and '73-2005.

[Little Timmy]

2005 was the year that I FINALLY  got my settlement  for my car accident.

 

[Classicgas]

Accident is what you leave behind when you really have to go and the bathroom is occupied for too long.

[NOBLNG]

Long ride home if that “accident” happened while driving!

[Classicgas]

Driving Miss Daisy was a good movie.

[BeakDoc]

Movie going was put to death rather quickly by the perfect storm of Covid, outrageous ticket prices and the emergence of streaming services.

Edited August 23, 2022 by BeakDoc

[Ace-Garageguy]

Services will be held tomorrow for the last damm I gave about much of anything.

[misterNNL]

Anything of much interest to some people is a rare commodity evidently.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Evidently Idiocracy was prescient prognostication worthy of Nostradamus.

Edited August 23, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Nostradamus was the king of quatrains.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Quatrains run every 15 minutes, right?

[NOBLNG]

Right when you think you have the crossword puzzle beat, you get stumped.

[ChrisBcritter]

Stumped for a witty answer, I said well how the hell should I know, Eunice?

[NYLIBUD]

Eunice oh Eunice,can you cook me up some of them good ole’ delicious collard greens?

[BeakDoc]

Greens and black-eyed peas as a first meal on New Year’s Day is one of the very few superstitions to which I am beholden.

[Little Timmy]

Beholden these two parts for an hour now ,  waiting for the glue to dry.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dry humor won't leave stains on your shirt.