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[ChrisBcritter]

2023 calendars are now on sale for 90% off list price.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Price-first-shoppers aren't usually concerned much with quality.

[1972coronet]

"Quality" seems to have had its definition usurped over the decades, as mediocre somehow passes as "quality" by today's "standards"

Edited March 3, 2023 by 1972coronet

[Ace-Garageguy]

Standards of quality tend to suffer in an "everybody gets a trophy for just showing up", wholly non-competitive environment where you can't undermine a precious snowflake's self-esteem by telling him to up his game, because his output is 3rd rate trash.

Edited March 3, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Trash cans blowing everywhere in these storms…

[ChrisBcritter]

Storms were restyled Isuzu Impulses.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Impulses should not always be acted upon.

Edited March 3, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Mopar2]

Impulse's are what gets you in trouble

[slusher]

Trouble, sometimes if you wait you won’t fall in the snare of trouble.

[Mopar2]

6 minutes ago, slusher said:

Trouble, sometimes if you wait you won’t fall in the snare of trouble.

True

[misterNNL]

Trouble is finding finger prints on the inside of the windshield after you glue it in place.

[NOBLNG]

Place glued parts on painted surfaces carefully to avoid smears.

[misterNNL]

Smear some strawberry jam on warm toast for a tasty breakfast

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Breakfast of Champions" was the advertising tag line for a well known breakfast cereal, in spite of the well known fact (then and now) that protein, along with carbs, is a much better performance-enhancing breakfast than just sugar-drenched empty carb calories with a little milk, but in some circles of intellectual endeavor, the "breakfast of champions" was 5 cups of coffee and half a pack of cigarettes.

Edited March 3, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Mopar2]

Count me in,the later was me when working construction.

[JollySipper]

Cigarettes and coffee were a staple of the poetry rooms frequented by the Beatniks....

[Mopar2]

Constructing models that is.

[NOBLNG]

Beatniks would probably know how to play this game correctly.

[BeakDoc]

Correctly playing a Beatnik game sounds like quite the juxtaposition.

(Apropos of nothing; and certainly not part of the game; at the top of the page “Breakfast of Champions” had me thinking of Kurt Vonnegut and at the bottom of the page we’re talking about Beatniks. I love symmetry.)

Edited March 3, 2023 by BeakDoc

[Ace-Garageguy]

Symmetry is sometimes lacking on model-car aftermarket resin offerings...and aftermarket real-car fiberglass.

Edited March 3, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Close is good enough is an unfortunate tend in those markets.

[JollySipper]

Fiberglass markets include makers of bass boats, which I've been looking at a lot lately.

 

(See what I did there?  )

[NOBLNG]

Lately I’ve been having trouble getting motivated.

[misterNNL]

Motivated and constipated are similar, can't get started.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Started a Pacer Pro-Touring last week, and it's coming along fine.