One sentence game

[Rob Hall]

Played the game, we did.

[1972coronet]

"Did you do that in the future?", enquired the Existentialist in the past-tense

[Ace-Garageguy]

Did anybody see where I put the 5/8 open end spanner?

Tense I am, being late to post!!!

Edited March 5, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rob Hall]

Post or no post.. the thread continues.

[misterNNL]

"Systems are all go Houston" said the voice hurtling toward outer space at 18,000 miles Pete hour.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Continues hour after hour", said the tired nurse when asked how long the babies in the maternity ward wail.

[NOBLNG]

Wail all Ya want…it won’t change anything.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Anything is more difficult if you make excuses about it to yourself.

[misterNNL]

Yourself is ultimately the person you must rationalize your actions to.

[Ace-Garageguy]

To do, or to come up with rationalizations not to do: that is the question.

[thatz4u]

question not my motives

[misterNNL]

Motive and opportunity may make you a suspect.

[Mopar2]

Suspect of someone who didn't read rules of game...(will play no more)

Edited March 6, 2023 by Mopar2

[Mopar2]

18 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

I hate to be a jerk...but did you ever read the opening post as to how this game is played?

Played no more by me...(Thanks for the heads up)

[1972coronet]

Up From The Skies was 'covered' by Demented Are Go! 

[BeakDoc]

“Go practice spittin’ out teeth and I’ll be there in a minute,” was a favorite line of an old Marine Corps buddy.

[misterNNL]

Buddy of mine who is one ex imagine has a bumper sticker that reads "Not as lean,not as mean, still a Marine.

[thatz4u]

Marine, my friend is one, oorah

[Ace-Garageguy]

Oorah Winfrey probably gets mail meant for Oprah.

[BeakDoc]

Oprah should start a daytime television themed cleaning service and name it Soap Oprah.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Oprah, like in phantom of the oprah, was a huge Broadway hit. 

[NOBLNG]

“Hit me” is what I usually say when playing Blackjack…just before I bust.?

[Classicgas]

Bust can mean to break something or a part of the female anatomy ?

[Claude Thibodeau]

Anatomy was not my forte, back in science class, but fine with the neigbourhood girls. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Girls still smile at me sometimes, but I'm sure they're thinking I remind them of their grandfathers; getting old bites.   

Edited March 7, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy