One sentence game

[Claude Thibodeau]

Bites by hornets are the worst.

[misterNNL]

Not compared to one from a king cobra

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cobra worst is kinda like liverwurst, but entirely different.

[misterNNL]

Different eras of automotive style inspire model builders to create their best work.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Work Song" was covered by many artists including Herb Alpert; this killer version from 1963 is by the Shoelaces:

 

[Calb56]

Shoelaces for new shoes always seem to be way too long 

[BeakDoc]

Long John Silver; hands tied; stood at the end of the plank rueing the day he crossed paths with Cap’n D.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cap'n D is widely rumored to have said "Arrrrr, mateys" when his shipboard of directors vetoed a suggestion to offer snail-darter sandwiches as a delicacy in the officers' mess.

Edited March 7, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Mess discribes most work benches..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Benches and desks that are cluttered, while believed by some to indicate a highly creative personality at work, may also simply be the result of a disorganized and ineffective personality.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Personnality traits, in this matter, are easy to discern. 

[Classicgas]

Discern this she said as she gave him the look.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Look all you like, but don't even think of touching my car...    

[misterNNL]

Car envy can lead to some serious car shopping and serious outflow of cash.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cash payment can often substantially lower the cost of goods and services from individuals or small companies.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Companies, at least some, have two sets of accounting ledgers,  according to the IRS. 

[JollySipper]

IRS units from Jaguars were often transplanted into hotrods.

[Little Timmy]

Hotrod take up more cash than a kid in collage .

 

[misterNNL]

College can at least help our children figure out what they don't want to do in life.

[Little Timmy]

Life gave me Lemons, .... and I'm allergic to them.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Them cows ain'ta gonna milk theyselves.

[1972coronet]

"Theyselves", said Mike Tyson while pointing at the display of figurine elves in the high-end store

[misterNNL]

Store visits to buy almost anything are becoming another thing of the past.

[Classicgas]

Past present and future are all language tenses.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tenses are what you puts up to sleep in when you go campin'.