One sentence game

[customline]

Clouds appear on the dark horizon.

[Classicgas]

Horizon was one of Chrysler's K cars of the 80's.

[Ace-Garageguy]

80's babes are still close to the top of my favorite-looks-for-women list.

Edited March 15, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[customline]

List for me, Clarence, all the automobiles you have owned in your lifetime.

[misterNNL]

Lifetime subscription to The Rodders Journal seems like a great deal if I live long enough.

Edited March 15, 2023 by misterNNL
Darn spell correct got me again.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Enough is enough; I'm starting my own Postal Service.  

[thatz4u]

Service with a smile the ad said

[customline]

Said with a smile on his face, Jeremy's comment had a deeper, more sinister meaning.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Meaning can be inferred from almost anything if one is subject to "magical thinking".

[customline]

Thinking is the hardest thing to do if you've been indoctrinated to feel instead.

[Classicgas]

Instead of getting angry counting model cars.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Cars, nowadays, are not the rite of passage they used to be back when I was a teen. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Teen dreams seem to have more to do with becoming an internet influencer than slipping the leash and riding around with your girl in the '60 Chevy.

Edited March 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

Chevy and GMC light duty pickups of 1967-1972 and 1973-c.1991 have been favourites of mine - esp. design-wise - for my entire life and then some

[bobthehobbyguy]

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Bed-sitter people look back and lament, another day's useless energy spent..."

[misterNNL]

Bed and the amount of time I spend there gets Longer and longer the older I become.

[NOBLNG]

Spent the last day and a half suffering from food poisoning.?

[1972coronet]

2 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

"Bed-sitter people look back and lament, another day's useless energy spent..."

Side Bar: That's from one of my all time favourite albums ! Mike Pinder narrating a poem written by... Lodge? Hayward? I can't recall.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Poisoning wives and associates, even annoying ones, is frowned upon.

[misterNNL]

Upon being found guilty your incarceration begins immediately

Edited March 16, 2023 by misterNNL
Darn spell correct got me again.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Immediately!" is how Tom Lehrer said you should say goodbye to Dracula, on The Electric Company.

[BeakDoc]

Company policy expressly forbids the photocopying of one’s bare bottom.

[NOBLNG]

Bottom drawer is where I keep all my socks.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Socks' color appears to be critical in distinguishing some baseball teams.