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[Ace-Garageguy]

Models, models, models; we gotta limit the use of that word or we're gonna be inundated with the X-rated ads again.   

[Classicgas]

Again, those ads would not be a good thing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thing is, Scarlett, I don't give a diddly-squat.

[slusher]

Diddly-squat is a phras you don't hear these days but it was in the movie Outlaw Josey Wales..

[1972coronet]

Outlaw Josey Wales is one the greatest revisionist history films ever made

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Made in China" stamped on any manufactured item is your assurance of the absolutely highest quality possible in the known universe.

[Big John]

Universe, a concept to describe the vast unknown of space beyond our own small planet.

[Classicgas]

Planet Earth sometimes seems to harbour no intelligent life.

[1972coronet]

"Life is just a bowl of All-Bran, you wake up every morning and it's there..." , goes Happy Days Toy Town at the end of Ogden's Nut Gone Flake

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Flake" is what we used to call people who had no real solid understanding of objective reality, but now they seem to be the dominant influence in the ruling class.

Edited April 30, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[ChrisBcritter]

"Class... class... attention, class... class... SHADDUP!"

[NOBLNG]

SHADDUP class was a result of a frustrated Sister Mary Elephant.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Elephant in the room" is a descriptive slang phrase that's loosely but distantly related to "800 pound gorilla", though its meaning is entirely and completely different (while "800 pound gorilla in the room" has been used occasionally, the phrase tends to blur the differences in accepted correct usage of the original phrases), and has nothing whatsoever to do with "camel's nose in the tent"...but all these incursions of fauna should be treated with concern by lexicographers, pedants, and government and corporate officers equally; perhaps of purely scholastic interest, the phrase "piranha in the bathtub" (sometimes "piranha in the pool") has never really grown the legs to become part of the vernacular, but being a fish, that's not particularly surprising from a zoological standpoint. 

Edited April 30, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy
numerical superiority

[thatz4u]

standpoint is the position, either physical or mental, from which you perceive things. From a practical standpoint, your parents might want you to study accounting—but you're determined to follow your dream of becoming a professional mime

[Calb56]

Mime is a much maligned occupation, though in the mid-eighties I was able to see a Marcel Marceau performance and it was excellent. 

[bobthehobbyguy]

Excellent, was a common word spoken by Mr. Burns on the Simpsons.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Simpsons" might cease to exist in the context of "sons of simps", as simps are not generally known to be prolific breeders.

Edited April 30, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Breeders for chickens can be made at home.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Home improvement can be much more expensive for the cack-handed and unskilled who attempt DIY and have to call in professionals anyway, to fix their screwups.

[Calb56]

Screw-ups are easier fixed if you're willing to owe up to them in the first place.

[Little Timmy]

Place your bets, place your bets, and their off and running, lettuce is ahead, rubber band is in the stretch,  tomato is trying to ketchup, and mother-in-law is nagging behind !

 

[JollySipper]

Behind you is where you'll find all that weight you lost.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lost Chord, In Search of the is a Bloody Moos album from 1968.

[JollySipper]

1968 was the first year for the Plymouth Road Runner, and also the first year for the MoPar 340 engine.

Edited May 1, 2023 by JollySipper

[NOBLNG]

Engine powered vehicles will certainly be around for the rest of my lifetime.