One sentence game

[Danno]

Purpose used to be mine, but lately (years) hasn't seemed compelling; and now you tell me they've replaced my 'procrastinator' dictionary picture with Bill's?

[NOBLNG]

Bill’s all ‘bout buildin’ the best.?

Edited March 10, 2024 by NOBLNG

[A modeler named mike]

Best we keep the bills to a minimum in order to continue purchasing the slew of newly released model kits coming out monthly ?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Monthly expenses could be reduced if I'd just go hungry more often, and I'd probably look better too.

[slusher]

Too much skipping meal is not good for your body and immune system..

[Ace-Garageguy]

System failures all across the electrical grid could be brought about by malicious hackers.

[slusher]

Hackers have been getting their ransom paid by companies who want to get back too business faster…

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Faster, faster; the lights are turnin' red..."

[JollySipper]

Red cars tend to get the most tickets.....

[NOBLNG]

Tickets are required if you wanna see the show.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Show me the money, and I'll show you a trail of corruption.

[A modeler named mike]

Corruption can lead to incarceration of the perpetrator.

Edited March 11, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Perpetrator" is often shortened to "perp" in the tough-guy cop shows, lessun they're a callin' the wrong'un a "bad actor", but none of the cops I know talk that way.

Edited March 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Way, Whey, Weigh, which word would Wally want when writing?

[Danno]

Writing is another lost art.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Art classes I took in college taught me some history, but much more importantly, how to use #11 X-Acto blades much more accurately than I'd ever done before.

[atomicholiday]

Before you go jumping off the diving board, make sure there’s water in the pool.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pool rooms used to be full of unshaven guys who had no skills, didn't want to work, and would rather play a game all day...but times have changed.

Edited March 11, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

Changed my mind half way through seppuku , now I'm half the man I used to be

[atomicholiday]

Be all that you can be in the army.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Army Rangers are usually pretty capable guys.

[stitchdup]

guy sing (guising) is the name given when you dress up for halloween

[atomicholiday]

Halloween is the dentists favorite holiday.

[A modeler named mike]

Holiday plus Atomic equals "Atomicholiday" and he just posted before I did.

[atomicholiday]

Did someone mention me??

Edited March 11, 2024 by atomicholiday