One sentence game

[Tom Geiger]

Furry little creatures inhabit every continent on the globe

[NOBLNG]

Globe trotters are not usually destitute.

[A modeler named mike]

destitute is the feeling that many individuals are experiencing since the economy is touted as the best we've ever had when it clearly is not! 

[stitchdup]

not only does cheese taste good but it can also be used for a very temprary radiator repair

[A modeler named mike]

Repairing a radiator with cheese seems to be a bit of a cheesy method, best not depend on Swiss due to all its holes.

[atomicholiday]

Holes abound in this plan..,

[Tom Geiger]

Plan for the worst and accept anything lesser that happens, but resign yourself to driving around smelling like a grilled cheese sandwich

Edited May 24, 2024 by Tom Geiger

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sandwich making is beyond the ken of many folks today, but never fear going hungry as long as you can pay ten times the cost to make one yourself for one delivered by DoorDash.

Edited May 24, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Rob Hall]

DoorDash and Grubhub had too many errors with deliveries, thus generally I've found UberEats to be preferable, at least in my area. 

[NOBLNG]

Area 51 is intriguing.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Intriguing" is what I generally call something that I really think is idiotic, but I'm too nice to say it...or too afraid of the censors.  

[stitchdup]

censors hips leads to some interesting google images

[NOBLNG]

Images that I may not want in my head?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Head to the border" and get me a 10-pound bag of Taco Bell sorta-Mexican food seems to be a good way to kick off this long weekend...'cause I don' feel like cookin'.

[thatz4u]

cookin' the books will get you on Dateline or 20/20 or 48 Hours

[Rob Hall]

Hours it can take to cook a good meal. 

[thatz4u]

meal today is fast food, no really fast or food..my opinion

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Opinion leaders" (otherwise known as "influencers") effects on the general populace really make me question whether average IQ is much over 75 these days.

Edited May 24, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
TYPO

[Rob Hall]

Days go by.  

[JollySipper]

By the time you hear the sirens, it's already too late...... one was in the morgue and the other in jail, one got twisted and the other's a waste........

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Waste not, want not" may be prudent advice, but if you always eat everything they pile on your plate at most restaurants in one sitting, your waist will certainly show it...so is turning food into useless poundage a waste or not?

Edited May 24, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Not if you have chronic diarrhea, it all goes as fast as it came.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Came from a long line of pontificating procrastinators he did, and became positively petulant when questioned about his penchant for pompous platitudes and platypi.

                                                         

Edited May 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tom Geiger]

Platypi are the Aussie lesson learned when mating dissimilar animals just to see the odd results

[Ace-Garageguy]

Results of human/chimpanzee hybridization attempts were supposedly never successful...

Edited May 25, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy