One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Favorites of the power structure often get the cream, while those not so loved get the contents of the cat's box.

[A modeler named mike]

Box that I opened today has my new Samsung galaxy 24 phone.

[Ace-Garageguy]

              Phone home.

[A modeler named mike]

Home I phone now ET and I are abducting some reese's candy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Candy is dandy but liquor is...well, you know the rest.

[slusher]

Rest of it could be a hangover or just feeling bad…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bad things sometimes happen to good people.

[thatz4u]

People! People! People!! a famous line spoken by Chill Wills as Drago in McLintock...

[ChrisBcritter]

McLintock!, due to failure to renew copyright, fell into public domain.

Edited May 27, 2024 by ChrisBcritter

[Ace-Garageguy]

Domain changes of websites can open unforeseen cans of worms.

[JollySipper]

Worms in your apple aren't too bad to deal with, it's when you find a half of one..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

One-half a worm is enough to catch a fish if you know where they're bitin', and if you don't catch a fish, at least you got some protein from the other half.  

[NOBLNG]

Half a darn hour I spent looking for that part in the carpet.

[A modeler named mike]

Carpet muncher shall eat every part that goes flying  through  the air.

[slusher]

Air today was hot and humid!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Humid" is what I'm moving to the desert to get away from.

[Rob Hall]

From months of triple digit heat to four distinct seasons was one of the reasons I moved away from the desert 7 years ago. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ago" isn't something you can start a sentence with without resorting to convoluted syntax.

[thatz4u]

syntax is not the same as sin tax...

[A modeler named mike]

Tax bad, government is greedy, people need to head to the harbor again but not to toss boxes of tea..

[Little Timmy]

Tea and coffee  are not my choice of beverages,  but the " Nectar of the gods is COCA-COLA.

 

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Cola" beans aren't related to koalas though I've seen the words confused, so you better watch out for those cola bears.

Edited May 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Bears eat Honey and bees make honey and Honey is what I call my wife so does that make me a bear or a bee?

[Little Timmy]

Bee, or bear, it doesn't matter as long as  she still let's you in the house. 

 

( sometimes I have trouble with that ....)

 

Edited May 28, 2024 by Little Timmy
The voices told me to

[NOBLNG]

House flies get swatted!