One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Tested positive for pregnancy during a routine drug test wasn't Chester's brighter moments in attempting to beat the system. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

System-wide failures of the grid are possible in extremely hot weather, so having mosquito netting for sleeping outside is prudent.

[Tom Geiger]

"Prudent" is not among the Howard Johnson's 101 Ice Cream flavors.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Flavors like armadillo-lime-mint and banana-mustard have never been very popular.

[NOBLNG]

Popular Hot Rodding was my favourite magazine as a kid…so I bought a subscription with my allowance.

[slusher]

Allowance when I was a kid wasn’t but a quarter..

[Tom Geiger]

Quarter horses and quarter mile dragsters are simply dissimilar.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dissimilar metal corrosion occurs when two metals in contact are exposed to a common electrolyte; one corrodes faster while the other is protected.

[Tom Geiger]

Protected by Smith & Wesson is a popular window sticker 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sticker shock hits me pretty much daily now on just about everything, for at least the last couple years.

[89AKurt]

Enjoy what an Arizona car with no cancer looks like, a true survivor.

 

[slusher]

Survivor is a rock group who was famous for theme song “ Eye of the Tiger”.

[A modeler named mike]

Tiger, brings back many memories of sitting at the service station while Dad was gassing up and then handing us another Tiger tail to add to our bikes handlebars and of course the baseball card spoke motor sound was just as impressive. 

[atomicholiday]

[thatz4u]

impressive: making or tending to make a marked impression : having the power to excite attention, awe, or admiration, like when I say something that actually make sense..

[A modeler named mike]

Sense in the head is not the same as cents in your pocket and there's definitely a lack of both nowadays. 

[Big John]

Nowadays it is nearly impossible to find a well stocked hobby shop anywhere close to me.

[atomicholiday]

Me and you are in the same boat.

[NOBLNG]

Boat load of models are available in two local shops here, but dang…they ain’t cheap anymore.?

[A modeler named mike]

Anymore of anything is everybody's choice everytime. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Everytime" isn't a word.

[A modeler named mike]

Word written by Google, not in the dictionary but if it is written and it is said more than three times it becomes the rule of law just ask JKP at the big house.

 

Edited June 22, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[slusher]

House law means not saying Beeetle Juice three times..

[NOBLNG]

Times tables were something you needed to learn in order to get a passing grade.

[slusher]

Grades in science and history was my best..