One sentence game

[thatz4u]

 snails: the pace at which I built kits that require kit-bashing...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Kit-bashing" is a term originated by model railroaders at least 5 decades ago.

[89AKurt]

"Ago"  v. Any vehicle that goes faster than running pace.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pace yourself when working in the heat, or you might wind up in the past tense.

[slusher]

Tense up before a crash is not recommended..

[NOBLNG]

Recommended assembly procedures dictated by the instruction sheet should be taken only as suggestions.

[slusher]

Suggestions should be kept in mind..

[A modeler named mike]

Mind bending trips were plentiful in the days of peace, love and flower power and you didn't have to leave the Farm. ✌️

[Ace-Garageguy]

Farm girls in gingham with big sparkling blue eyes and cornsilk hair probably aren't as plentiful now as when I was young.

[A modeler named mike]

Young Frankenstein went through the roof when he received his electric bill.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bill Gates isn't a doctor, and he doesn't even play one on TV.

[A modeler named mike]

TV is that box I keep on as background noise.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Noise from TV inevitably includes hysterical advertising of "medical" products that have more creepy side-effects than benefits.

 

Edited June 27, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

I'll just get skipped this time

Edited June 27, 2024 by JollySipper

[slusher]

Benefits can very from person to person. .

[Rodent]

Person to person long distance calls used to have to be placed by the operator and it was expensive.

[slusher]

Expensive is oil changes and I use synthetic oil and it hold 6 quarts..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Quarts" is one of those concepts that's disappearing from common-knowledge, like telling time on a round analog clock, and making change.

[slusher]

Change, most young people behind the register can give change without the register doing it for them..

[JollySipper]

Them thars model building words...........

[A modeler named mike]

Words tonight will be very interesting and hopefully an eye opener for many who are blinded by unfounded hatred. 

[slusher]

Hatred is emotion we should try to avoid..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Avoid the truth at all cost, and never let it influence your opinions.

[A modeler named mike]

Opinions can be plentiful when solutions are not.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Not knowing knots can result in falls, lost loads, or things just blowing away.