One sentence game

[ChrisBcritter]

Ever the practical joker, Violet Beauregarde put her old gum on the elevator buttons.

[slusher]

Buttons is something my son liked to push from toys we bought him when he was small.

[Tom Geiger]

Small details can often become the biggest problems, right Bill?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bill developed coping mechanisms over the years.

[JollySipper]

'Years of liquor have made him mild, and he lays around Kalamazoo' is a line from a Primus song........

[A modeler named mike]

Song sung blue ? by Neil Diamond was a favorite of mine when it was released in the early 70's, man I miss those days. ✌️

[NOBLNG]

Days like this with crappy weather are good for model building.

[thatz4u]

building my surplus kit stock for the Route 127 worlds longest yard sale...

[1972coronet]

Sale on sails for those whom sell English Language translations

[Tom Geiger]

Translations can be wrong, like when the monks discovered they were to “celebrate” not “celibate”.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Celibate or unrepentant satyr, you'll find that translations of nuclear physics texts into Swahili and Somali aren't generally big sellers.

Edited July 1, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Big John]

Selles of all things erotic can be found in the back allies of Amsterdam.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Amsterdam" is how people who drop the aitch pronounce Hamsterdam.

                     

[JollySipper]

Hamsterdam is what you would need to have to contain newborns if you let a courting pair get together............

[slusher]

Together my parent was a very happy couple..

Edited July 2, 2024 by slusher
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Couple o' hamsters will make about a thousand more in a year or so.  

[slusher]

So are there hamster and mice farm raising food for snakes..

[A modeler named mike]

Snakes in captivity by serious owners sometimes raise their own rats to feed the snakes, as a friend of mine does.

Edited July 2, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[NOBLNG]

Does a rat really deserve that fate?

[slusher]

Fate, I guess it’s best we never know our own..

[A modeler named mike]

Own a few models kits, do you?

Edited July 2, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[slusher]

You know friend, we all do but how man is like a woman’s closet wit shoes.? 

[JollySipper]

Shoes is something that I hate shopping for, as there's too many choices...........

[slusher]

Choices was hard as a kid of the 70s as the whole isle was full of models also with trucks and planes..

[NOBLNG]

Planes don’t turn my crank.?