One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

One thing that drives me up the wall is "sentences" that aren't.  

[thatz4u]

 Aren't you the one who started this post?, maybe not or maybe so,.. I'm not sure of anything in this world today

Edited September 2, 2024 by thatz4u

[Tim W. SoCal]

today is a beautiful day, the weather is warm and the skies are clear and blue

[Ace-Garageguy]

Blue is a nice color if you like blue, but green, yellow, orange, red, pink, and purple are nice too.

Edited September 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Danno]

Too many choices.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Choices abound in US grocery stores, but prices keep on rising.

[Tim W. SoCal]

rising to the pinnacle of my talents and abilities is what I plan to do

[Ace-Garageguy]

Do unto others after they do unto you, but never be the instigator.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Instigator: an Alligator that appears instantly.

[Tom Geiger]

Instantly Mortimer knew he was screwed when his front tire passed him!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Him iddums diddums needs him didy changed.  

Edited September 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[JollySipper]

Changed my television intake to more productive pursuits, and I don't miss it in the least..........

[slusher]

Least i  lost a few pounds on my colonoscopy test and cancer free in that area ..

[NOBLNG]

Area 51 would be an interesting place to visit.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Visit epochs inhabited by dinosaurs or saber-tooth tigers via your time machine at your own risk.

[NOBLNG]

Risk without reward is foolhardy.

[thatz4u]

foolhardy is NOT this guy

[Ace-Garageguy]

Guy Fawkes night involves much revelry and bonfires.

[slusher]

Guy I use to know drove a nice Chevy 454 truck!

[thatz4u]

truck through the muck, Chuck, and good luck, Schmuck...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Schmuck is a term related to schlemiel and schlub and schmo, but with different shades of meaning, all of which may be applicable to the same individual.

 

Edited September 3, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[89AKurt]

Individual tastes are so arbitrary and subjective.

[Tim W. SoCal]

subjective reasoning is based upon personal opinions, taste and feelings, which may not align with deduction, logic and fact

Edited September 3, 2024 by Tim W. SoCal

[Falcon Ranchero]

Fact: I am currently working on 1961 Galaxie model kit; you’ll see it on the forum by the end of the week if all goes according to plan.

[Danno]

Plan A was the Greenhouse Effect; then the boogie man became Plan B - Global Warming; next, Plan C was Anthropogenic Interference (or a heavy metal band), then it all morphed into Plan D - climate change with a minor in evil-demon fossil fuels; what's next you say; Plan E must be the cataclysmic spontaneous meltdown of EV batteries!