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[89AKurt]

Drummer sticks hurt!

Edited April 18 by 89AKurt
Oh shoot this isn't Once Upon A Time. LOL

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hurt Me Baby, Make Me Write Bad Checks" is a song from the '80s.

 

Edited April 18 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

80's is a slang for the blue Oxycodone pills that drug addicts use, unfortunately those same pill heads have ruined it for the individuals who really need them for actual pain management, just as Meth addicts have ruined the easy purchase of allergy pills for us who suffer from seasonal allergies. 

Edited April 18 by A modeler named mike
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[NOBLNG]

Allergies can make it hard to enjoy the fresh air.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Air will soon be taxed on a sliding scale in an effort to further reduce deadly CO2 emissions, because the less of it you breathe in, the less CO2 you breathe out, and heavy breathers will face a massive tax burden.

Edited April 18 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Burden of the weight of this Philly Cheese-steak is something I will just have to manage until the last bite is gone.

[thatz4u]

Gone in 60 Seconds is a movie about me dropping small parts onto the carpet...

[ChrisBcritter]

Carpet shampooer is a necessity for those with un-housebroken puppies.

[JollySipper]

Puppies as smart as Emmett was as a young'un could be house-trained in just a matter of days............ 

[A modeler named mike]

Days are counting down till NNL East on April 26th, its only 7 1/2 days away but seems like a life time.

[NOBLNG]

Time to hit the sack.😴

[A modeler named mike]

Sack hitting sounds like a dirty fighting maneuver..😬

[slusher]

Maneuver around pot they still have not fixed is part of. Everyday driving now.

[LennyB]

Now what idiot would leave a perfectly good pot of squirrel stew sitting in the middle of the road, it’s going to get cold.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 19 by LennyB

[NOBLNG]

Cold is a relative term.🥶

Edited April 19 by NOBLNG

[A modeler named mike]

Term limits was a great idea for the girls when I was dating.

[Tim W. SoCal]

dating back to the wondrous days of yesteryear, gasoline was 36 cents a gallon, model car kits were $2.00, Hot Wheels cars were a dollar, candy bars were 10 cents and a bottle of soda cost a quarter, then you got a nickel back for the bottle deposit

[89AKurt]

Deposit duds here. 🤪

Edited April 20 by 89AKurt
The Master of 'Once Upon A Time' strikes again

[Ace-Garageguy]

                      Here Be Dragons.

Edited April 20 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Dragons are mostly fictional......... mostly.  

[A modeler named mike]

Mostly, until they found Puff the magic dragon's carcass, which it was determined that he died of smoking too much.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Much mayhem was unleashed by the Spooky / Puff the Magic Dragon AC-47 and AC-130 gunships.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Gunships, also known as "Angels of Death" are military aircraft which are heavily armed and are instruments of close-air support.

[slusher]

Support in the form of air strikes are called in by soldiers on the ground..

[A modeler named mike]

Ground beef is best if it is cooked although some peole like to eat it raw, but my mother always said, "you'll get worms if you eat that raw"