One sentence game

[johnyrotten]

Coffee fuels the majority of the working class.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Coffee is what stimulates me early in the morning on a work day, but it also raises my blood pressure to unhealthy heights.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Heights of absurdity have become commonplace.

[JollySipper]

Commonplace is a compound word; my sentence is a compound sentence.........

[89AKurt]

Sentence structure surely evaporates when texting.

[ChrisBcritter]

Texting does evaporate sentence structure, and don't call me Shirley.

[johnyrotten]

Shirley's surely sure she sold seashells shucked, sorted,and shouldered by Sven on Sundays. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Sundays are the days when people used to go to church, then lunch, then a long Sunday drive.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Drive it like you stole it" was a favorite phrase of an acquaintance who thought he was oh-so-clever, but my approach is usually "drive it like I'm going to have to fix whatever I break".

[NOBLNG]

Break a leg.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Leg of mutton makes an untraceable murder weapon if used as a club when frozen and subsequently roasted, according to an ancient Hitchcock episode based on Roald Dahl's 1953 short story "Lamb to the Slaughter".

Edited September 6 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Slaughter was the last name of the western character in this early Disney series.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Series production of a specified number of units was necessary for "homologation" of some cars to be eligible to compete in certain classes of racing.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Racing is what I was born to do but working is what I'm forced to do.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" isn't a sentence, at least in English.

Edited September 7 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[NOBLNG]

English is currently my only language but eventually I’ll speak gibberish.

[Rodent]

Gibberish is the native language of those residing in the Archipelago of Gibber. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gibber McGee was Fibber's brother, IIRC.

[johnyrotten]

IIRC is not the acronym for intelligence indicated, retrograde condition, though it could be.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Be a big boy and don't cry over spilt milk when life gives you lemons.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Lemons" are what frequently broken down motor vehicles are known as, however, I've seen consumer protection "Lemon Laws" blatantly abused too many times.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Times" is frequently the incorrect interpretation for the letter "X", like when "journalists" write about magnification, where the right interpretation is "power", as in an 8x lens is an 8 power lens, not an eight times lens...unless you're 5, in which case it's an excusable mistake.

Edited September 7 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Big John]

Mistake not the # for a "hashtag" or "pound" but instead as a number.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Number be too hard" is a sentence that might be uttered by an idiot.

[JollySipper]

Idiot spelled backwards is toidi.............