One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Detergent oil will make your nice clean clothes not squeak when you walk, right?

                                      

Edited Tuesday at 11:33 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Right hand drive vehicles are going to be a new experience for me this spring when I hopefully go to Ireland and Scotland.

[Rodent]

Scotland is a huge amusement park owned by a guy named Scott.

[stitchdup]

scott nuffin tae dae wae u offisher

[Ace-Garageguy]

Offisher, I washn't drivin', honesht; I wash jush shleepin' here at the red light.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Light up the drive tires in front of a traffic cop and you'll probably get an exhibition of speed ticket.

[89AKurt]

Ticket scalpers picket.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Picket and it'll bleed" is what Mrs. Loopner's shouting sounded like, but I'm pretty sure she meant "pick it".

[slusher]

Pick it is what you do if you have to get a big buger out..

[stitchdup]

"out of the black and into the red" was a common phrase on bullseye

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

Bullseye target returns on their investment are what  model manufacturers are hoping for each time they release a NEW or REISSUED model kit.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kit-cars, the full-scale ones, can be pretty decent drivers and on very rare occasions can be built up to make vehicles that perform significantly better than the originals.

Edited Thursday at 10:51 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[89AKurt]

Originals such as Royal Jewels?

[NOBLNG]

Jewels are a very lucrative commodity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Commodity traders once inspired no end of jokes involving pork bellies.

[thatz4u]

Bellies are noticed mostly at small town Walmarts..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Walmarts", as they say, was the only place within miles of the shop Wednesday afternoon where I could get hot-glue sticks, which I use extensively for CAD (cardboard aided design).

[mk11]

Design that is best is the simplest one that works.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Works" race cars referred to those fielded by the factory, as opposed to independent teams.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Teams of factory race cars, such as Ferrari, sometimes did not garner results as productively as those that were campaigned individually and independently.

[mk11]

Independently forming your own opinions is becoming anathema to the crowds, making your life an act of rebellion.

[ChrisBcritter]

Rebellion was once an act you'd commit by buying a Dodge.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dodge was once a brand of cars and trucks made by something called 'Chrysler Corporation', widely renowned for their excellence in 'engineering', which may have had something to do with numbers and steel and other icky things.

Edited 11 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Things that make me smile and make my heart go pitter-pat will forever make me smile and make my heart go pitter-pat.

[stitchdup]

pat on the head sounds good until you realise its from a cow