One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Song birds never sing in minor keys.

[NOBLNG]

Keys can become the focus of severe frustration when they become lost.

[misterNNL]

Lost car keys are becoming another thing of the past with keyless entry and push button engine start gizmos available.

[BeakDoc]

AvaIlABle WOmeN foR mEEt neAr Yuo fOr iMMediAte FuN tIMe NoW, urged the email heading.

[ChrisBcritter]

Heading out to lunch after I help my housemates take down their Christmas tree, just in time for the Oscars.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Oscars" is a name Cibie has used for its driving lights for as long as I can remember.

[Little Timmy]

Remember when $2  in lawn-mowing money would buy you a kit, and you didn't care what color you brush-painted the body.

 

[Classicgas]

Body work isn't my favorite part of building a kit.

[misterNNL]

Kit collection is going to be sold this year.

[Claude Thibodeau]

Year of the cat... was an Al Stewart song that played endlessly on radio in the late 70's. 

[misterNNL]

70's were a mere half century ago

[JollySipper]

"Ago" is the operative word in the previous sentence, meaning 'in the past'.

[misterNNL]

Past experiences meeting with other model builders for the first time have mostly been positive.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Positive cable to +, negative cable to - (when jumping a battery) and you'll avoid getting that huge and scary SPARK!!!

Edited March 13, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Spark adjustment along with throttle were two adjustments necessary when preparing to start a model T Ford.

[ChrisBcritter]

Ford Lincoln Mercury was the name of Larenz Tate's character in The Postman.

[Claude Thibodeau]

The postman  is the guy who always rang twice, right?

[NOBLNG]

Right is where the jokers are, clowns are to the left, and you and I are stuck in the middle.

Edited March 13, 2023 by NOBLNG

[thatz4u]

middle ground is were the Fence Sitters dwell

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Dwell" in a point-type ignition system is the number of degrees of rotation the points stay closed, as a charge builds in the coil.

Edited March 13, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

coil is what some snakes do to stay warm

[misterNNL]

Warm kitty,soft kitty,little ball of fur,warm kitty, soft kitty, purr purr purr.

Edited March 13, 2023 by misterNNL
Spell correct got me again

[JollySipper]

Purr vibrations from cats is said to have healing properties that can make bones heal faster, for instance.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Instance is wear da tops of da weels lean toad the middow of da car.

[misterNNL]

"Car" word origin is from a Latin word for any wheeled vehicle.