stitchdup Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Isn't vlad looking pale tonight were count dracula's doctors last words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1972coronet Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Words by The Monkees on Pieces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones, LTD., has an alternate mix which was featured on the T.V. programme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted March 27, 2023 Share Posted March 27, 2023 Program your vcr has gone the way of the dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Dinosaur bones would appear to be irrefutable evidence, but there are still folks who maintain they're all a hoax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1972coronet Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 "Hoax at the La Brea Tar Pits !", proclaimed Bat Boy whilst purchasing groceries inside a shuttered Alpha Beta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Beta you a dolla that you cannot get that gals phone numba. Â 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Numba skulla hasa noa clue. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted March 28, 2023 Author Share Posted March 28, 2023 Clue is a game that I played as a youngster, and it was eventually made into a movie that I never did see, but I liked googling Miss Scarlett! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Scarlett O'hara's character was a babe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Babe Ruth was known as the Sultan of Swat Edited March 28, 2023 by thatz4u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Swat some folks like skeeters I'd like to, but it's frowned upon.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobthehobbyguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Upon careful consideration I hereby declare myself emperor of the universe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Universe emperor-ing is just too much to deal with; I'll settle for being master of my own fate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Fate doesn't really let you choose much in the way of how things end up...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) Up could be some other direction, depending on several factors. Edited March 28, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 Factors would include how much you've had to drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Timmy Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Drink this while I look for the antidote.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 Auntie dotes on my cousin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisBcritter Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Cousin Itt was put under a hair dryer and wrecked the whole beauty parlor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Parlor piano is pronounced 'Pianeee'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stitchdup Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 pianee is often one of the side effects of excessive alcohol consumption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted March 29, 2023 Author Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) Consumption, or over consumption, has contributed to my girth. Edited March 29, 2023 by NOBLNG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 "Girth" is also the part of horse tack that goes under the horse and holds the saddle in place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calb56 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Place it on the table and back away slowly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatz4u Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 slowly is how I do mornings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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