One sentence game

[Classicgas]

Lifetime is a cable channel.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Channel your energy by doing positive things for a more rewarding life.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life is more about doing than talking about doing.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Doing what's right may not be the easiest path but you know you've done the right thing.

[thatz4u]

Thing was on the Addams Family tv show...

[Ace-Garageguy]

Show how original you can be.

[Classicgas]

Be careful what you wish for, you just may get it.

Edited May 1, 2023 by Classicgas

[1972coronet]

"It is, depending upon your definition of what is is... because there is no there there."

[Ace-Garageguy]

There is a war being waged on rationality and objective truth.

[1972coronet]

Truth is, today's society bears an uncanny similarity to the works of William Burroughs's imagination

[Ace-Garageguy]

Imagination without the skill or discipline to accomplish something with it is just intellectual REDACTED.   

Edited May 2, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[ChrisBcritter]

REDACTED, REDACTED, REDACTED was what I said the last time a tiny part sprang from my workbench and took a nosedive into the carpet monster. 

Edited May 2, 2023 by ChrisBcritter

[NOBLNG]

Monster Mash was a song released in 1962 and was subsequently banned by the BBC for being too morbid.

[thatz4u]

 morbid, you mean that they are very interested in unpleasant things, especially death, and you think this is strange. Some people have a morbid fascination with crime.

[JollySipper]

Crime of the Century is an album by Supertramp.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Supertramp" should have been my last ex's nickname.

[Classicgas]

Nickname ís something you use in place of your real name or something someone calls you in place of it.

[Ace-Garageguy]

It was a dark and stormy night, but we weren't worried because we were the things that go "bump".

[Big John]

Bump and grind, bump and grind, sounds like something to do with seating valves.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Valves on my trumpet are really sticky after 50 years.

[NOBLNG]

Years and years of spit will definitely make your trumpet sticky.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sticky in this situation comes from years of neglect just sitting in its case, but a resto is in the cards 'cause I can play to the coyotes out west without offending the delicate ears of my neighbors.

Edited May 3, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[1972coronet]

Neighbors is an underrated classic Black Comedy from 1981 which stars John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd in reverse-roles

[Ace-Garageguy]

Roles played by the maid sometimes included taking hot rolls and coffee to the chauffeur while he worked on the engine in the Rolls.

[slusher]

Rolls Royce is an elegant car..