One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sand in your shorts can spoil a good time, as can sand in your sandwiches.

Edited May 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Sandwiches are actually one of my favorite meals, especially a good Reuben with potato salad.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Salads made of words in an effort to sound profound are the typical speaking style of a particular class of fool.

Edited May 16, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice…I must be gullible.

Edited May 16, 2023 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gullible members of any given demographic are the primary target of most advertising campaigns.

[BeakDoc]

Campaigns to add “gullible” to the dictionary will spread like wildfire.

Edited May 16, 2023 by BeakDoc

[1972coronet]

"Wildfire -- like a wildfire... that's how my upstart is going to spread.", is a translated-from-Hmong quote from Theranos's C.E.O. 

[ChrisBcritter]

C.E.O. Sharkey sounds like a '70s sitcom with Don Rickles as a corporate executive.

[thatz4u]

executive;  government official who makes stupid decisions after considering all of the better options..

[Classicgas]

Options in model car building are a good thing.

[JollySipper]

Thing is, I want to be a comedian when I grow up.

Edited May 17, 2023 by JollySipper

[Ace-Garageguy]

Up we go, into the wild blue yonder...

[thatz4u]

yonder is the outside facility

[Classicgas]

Facility maintenance seems to be lacking in some restaurants. 

[Calb56]

Restaurants are one of my favorite places to be.

[JollySipper]

Be that a chicken biscuit and cheese fries?

[Calb56]

Fries with melted cheddar and a biscuit with fried chicken and blue cheese sauce and they were delicious. 

Edited May 17, 2023 by Calb56

[Ace-Garageguy]

Delicious will have to wait for Friday night.

[Big John]

Night Rider was Not the best car focused TV show.

[JollySipper]

Show me a program from that time period that WAS a good show.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Show-and-tell was usually a snooze-fest with the boys favoring desiccated frog parts in matchboxes, and the girls showing off their mothers' thimble collections, or something equally fascinating.

Edited May 18, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Fascinating that Bill even remembered that at all, I've forgotten so many details of my childhood personally.

[JollySipper]

Personally, I wish that I COULD forget my childhood, most of it anyway......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Anyway, anyhow, anywhere, and anything all start with "any", but that's obvious.

[slusher]

Obvious that not enough sleep affects your mind…