One sentence game

[Big John]

Company towns kept workers in poverty.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Poverty is what you make it, and Spam isn't really all that bad for every meal.   

[ChrisBcritter]

Meal ticket is what a gold-digger calls her rich boyfriend.

(had to redo it)

Edited December 19, 2023 by ChrisBcritter

[slusher]

Boyfriend my sister had once was in the Navy..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Navy beans and Spam chili...it just doesn't get any better.  

[JollySipper]

Better not tell anyone that you're really Kenneth Howard.........

(Yep! I figured it out! Bill's really Von Dutch......)

 

 

Edited December 20, 2023 by JollySipper

[Ace-Garageguy]

Howard the Duck's more like it.  

Edited December 20, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

It just can't be!

[JollySipper]

Be it true or not, they sure share some character traits!

( just kidding, Bill my man! )

[slusher]

Traits is how we have my aunt with a mustache…

[JollySipper]

Mustache shaped with wax is one way to recognize Salvador Dali.......

[ChrisBcritter]

Dali starred in this memorable commercial for the Datsun 610 wagon:

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wagon-lit" is a commonly used expression meaning "railroad sleeping car" in much of Europe.

[Classicgas]

Europe was a band in the 1980's.

[Ace-Garageguy]

1980's cars, I seem to recall, were pretty uninspiring for the most part...though there were some great ones too.

Edited December 24, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Too much of a rush often gets me in trouble.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Trouble Is My Business is a short story collection by Raymond Chandler.

Edited December 24, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[Classicgas]

Chandler was a character on Friends. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Friends don't let friends drive if they're staggering.

[slusher]

Staggering men or women do not need to drive, it ends. In disasters..

[Classicgas]

Disasters like the Hindenburg make history.

[bobthehobbyguy]

History will repeat itself for those who fail to learn the lessons from it.

[ChrisBcritter]

It will?

[bobthehobbyguy]

Will you learn to think for yourself or just be another lemming.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lemming-meringue pie is probably not actually a thing.

(EDIT:  But you never know...)

Edited December 25, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy