One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stirred martinis taste the same as shaken ones, but the latter are a little colder...and that makes a difference to somebody as cool as James Bomb.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Bomb Nicaragua with Decorator Pillows" read an old ad by Al Greenwood, the Bedspread King.

[Ace-Garageguy]

King 'tis better to be than serf, but surfing gets you wet.

[JollySipper]

'Wet behind the ears' used to be a phrase that described a rookie or beginner......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beginner, tyro, callow youth...all pretty much mean noob.

[NOBLNG]

Noob is what we all were at some period.

[Classicgas]

Period is something you try to avoid in a house full of women ?

[slusher]

Woman should be treated respectfully…..

[NOBLNG]

Respectfully, I decline to answer any questions.

[Classicgas]

Questions are often hard to answer.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Answer in as few words as possible, or you'll trigger the dreaded TLDR effect.

[NOBLNG]

Effect of over-imbibing while modelling could result in the need for a do over.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Over and over and over and over, some things never change.

[slusher]

Change is something many don’t like very well.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Well, well, well..." she said disapprovingly, tapping her foot, and looking at the latest bag of models I brought home.

[Rodent]

Home is my current location, and I am about ready to go to the kitchen and make tacos because it is Tuesday and I like tacos.

Edited February 7, 2024 by Rodent
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[JollySipper]

Tacos and Tuesday do go good together, so much so that someone should start a tradition...... Tuesday Taco or something similar.......... 

[bobthehobbyguy]

Similar but different is an example of an oxymoron.

[1972coronet]

Oxymoron was a name given to one whose proclivities were for a synthesised form of a poppy derivative 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Derivative" is a derisive term applied to creative work that seems to lack originality, and in mathematics, the "derivative" of a function describes the function's instantaneous rate of change at a certain point.

 

Edited February 7, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Point me towards the nearest model shop.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shop til ya drop.

[Classicgas]

Drop and roll if you catch on fire.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fire anyone for incompetence and you might find yourself facing a lawsuit.

[Classicgas]

Lawsuits aren't as nice as swimsuits ?