One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Man" used to be such an easy concept to grasp.

[NOBLNG]

Grasp the gun firmly before pulling the trigger.

[ChrisBcritter]

Trigger was the name of Roy Rogers' horse, and Nellybelle was the name of his Jeep.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Jeep races on the beach during the daytime were never as entertaining as watching the submarine races from the beach at night.

[1972coronet]

Night Stalker claimed two victims near my home in Whittier, California 

[Ace-Garageguy]

California sea otters are a protected species, with only about 3000 individuals.

[A modeler named mike]

Individuals like myself who are going through the process of settling a family Estate has come to the realization that is all about the taxes and fees that the state will reap.

[Big John]

Reap with a cheap Jeep and you get what you sow! 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sow too much baloney and reap the whirlwind.

Edited April 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

whirlwind: a column of air moving rapidly around and around in a cylindrical or funnel shape.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Shape up or ship out was a commonly heard phrase.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Phrase-regurgitation or cut-and-paste from online dictionaries is not really in the spirit of the "one sentence" game, is it?

Edited April 18, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[GLMFAA1]

It was a Stephen king novel.

[JollySipper]

Novel writer Stephen King did his best work in his earlier years..........

[Little Timmy]

Years and years of building models has improved my skills,  but I still get exhaust pipes glued to my eyebrows from time to time.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time seems to pass faster and faster the more of it is behind us.

[NOBLNG]

Us model builders gotta stick together, or we model builders have to stick together?

[A modeler named mike]

Together broken down becomes to get her and once you do everything you own is now owned together

[bobthehobbyguy]

Together we can keep this a modeling website rather than a soapbox for those who enjoy whining and complaining about things they never offer solutions for.

Edited April 19, 2024 by bobthehobbyguy

[Ace-Garageguy]

For cryin' out loud, mom, give it a rest.

Edited April 19, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[A modeler named mike]

Rest of my sentencing is put on hold till I get a new pencil.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Pencil-neck geek" isn't a term of endearment.

[A modeler named mike]

Endearment of the sarcastic kind will get slapped faster than than you can spit out an apology.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Apology-making when one has done nothing wrong just reinforces the accuser's self-righteous sense of power.

[A modeler named mike]

Power ball and other lottery tickets are not a good retirement plan.