Ace-Garageguy Posted May 26, 2024 Posted May 26, 2024 Favorites of the power structure often get the cream, while those not so loved get the contents of the cat's box. 1
A modeler named mike Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 Box that I opened today has my new Samsung galaxy 24 phone.
A modeler named mike Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 Home I phone now ET and I are abducting some reese's candy.
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 Candy is dandy but liquor is...well, you know the rest.
thatz4u Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 People! People! People!! a famous line spoken by Chill Wills as Drago in McLintock...
ChrisBcritter Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 (edited) McLintock!, due to failure to renew copyright, fell into public domain. Edited May 27, 2024 by ChrisBcritter
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 27, 2024 Posted May 27, 2024 Domain changes of websites can open unforeseen cans of worms.
JollySipper Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 Worms in your apple aren't too bad to deal with, it's when you find a half of one.......... 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 One-half a worm is enough to catch a fish if you know where they're bitin', and if you don't catch a fish, at least you got some protein from the other half. 1
NOBLNG Posted May 28, 2024 Author Posted May 28, 2024 Half a darn hour I spent looking for that part in the carpet.
A modeler named mike Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 Carpet muncher shall eat every part that goes flying through the air.
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 "Humid" is what I'm moving to the desert to get away from.
Rob Hall Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 From months of triple digit heat to four distinct seasons was one of the reasons I moved away from the desert 7 years ago. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 "Ago" isn't something you can start a sentence with without resorting to convoluted syntax. 2
A modeler named mike Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 Tax bad, government is greedy, people need to head to the harbor again but not to toss boxes of tea..
Little Timmy Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 Tea and coffee are not my choice of beverages, but the " Nectar of the gods is COCA-COLA. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 (edited) "Cola" beans aren't related to koalas though I've seen the words confused, so you better watch out for those cola bears. Edited May 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy 1
A modeler named mike Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 Bears eat Honey and bees make honey and Honey is what I call my wife so does that make me a bear or a bee?
Little Timmy Posted May 28, 2024 Posted May 28, 2024 (edited) Bee, or bear, it doesn't matter as long as she still let's you in the house. ( sometimes I have trouble with that ....) Edited May 28, 2024 by Little Timmy The voices told me to 1
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