One sentence game

[ChrisBcritter]

Swatted flies go squish!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Squish" is what I'd like to do to a lot of (fill in the blank). 

Edited May 28, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Little Timmy]

Blank will depend on who's  starting the next sentence,  and I have chosen  telemarketers. 

( just squishing  them isn't enough.)

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Telemarketers, especially scammers, go to a special circle in Hades that hadn't been invented when Dante wrote his Inferno, well below circle nine.

Edited May 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

'Nine!" is what the German guy said when asked if he could fit into a Yugo.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Yugo became Yu-no-go after a rash of crankshaft failures.

[Little Timmy]

Failures can be seen in their natural habitat at the end of the bar next to the restrooms.

 

[NOBLNG]

Restrooms are a welcome stop on a long road trip.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Trip your waiter if you get really bad service with an attitude, but try to get him when he's carrying a platter full of food and dishes.

Edited May 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tom Geiger]

Service stations were named that in the old days when a guy wearing a white shirt and bow tie would run out, fill your gas, check your oil and tire pressure, while cleaning your windshield.

[ChrisBcritter]

Windshield, dishes, all benefit from hot water, Palmolive, and a scrubber sponge.

Edited May 29, 2024 by ChrisBcritter

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sponge for brains isn't a great leadership quality.

[NOBLNG]

Quality paint jobs are what I strive to achieve.

[slusher]

Achieve your very best on everything you do..

[atomicholiday]

Do you think it’s going to rain?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rain makes the pretty flowers grow, for food for the pretty unicorns.

                                 

Edited May 29, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Unicorns in uniforms would make an excellent mystical army to fight the rainbow riding forces that slide down and steal the pots of gold from the Leprechaun communities. 

[thatz4u]

 communities are many here in the MCM forum..

[A modeler named mike]

Forum chit chat is closely monitored by space aliens interested in techniques that can applied to their alien miniature craft replication program. ??

[thatz4u]

program your mind to think outside the box.....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Box kites are fun to build and fly.

[Tom Geiger]

Fly across the concrete jungle high in the clouds, looking up to crystal mountains so proud.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Proud Mary Honky Tonk BBQ in Lexington Kentucky serves up live music along with great dead pig and other tasty critters.

Edited May 30, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[NOBLNG]

Critters of all sorts can be downright tasty when barbecued with the right sauce.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sauce for the goose is good for the gander.