One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Behavior isn't taken as a personal responsibility anymore.

[Little Timmy]

Anymore Bourbon in that bottle ?

 

[misterNNL]

Bottle is empty said the barkeeper.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Barkeeper, there's a fly in my martini, so I guess that means either you're out of olives, or this is the new improved Bill Gates and Little Greta edition", said the cranky old geezer who'd just spent the entire day shouting at clouds.  

Edited October 23, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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[1972coronet]

Clouds rolled by as the Solipsist enquired of the Nihilist as to when the next bus was due to arrive

[misterNNL]

Arrive at your desired destination by careful and thoughtful planning.

[Classicgas]

Planning is a important part of a build, especially when using other than kit parts.

[misterNNL]

Parts well mixed with copious amounts of imagination and candy coated with a pinch of paint can develop into delicious model creations.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Creations based on the bat-flu have been developed by a Boston lab, and they're supposedly 80 times more deadly than the original.

[misterNNL]

Original ideas are really not always that original at all but modifications of earlier concepts.

[ChrisBcritter]

Concepts like the Buick Y-Job and various Ghia Chryslers might be good to put into limited production to be enjoyed by more owners.

[slusher]

Owners of old cars will not sell them but rather watch them rust away

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Away team assemble in transporter bay six" sounded over the ship's address system.

[slusher]

System for security is something everyone really needs in the times we live in today.

[NOBLNG]

Today I’m going to put off doing all the things that I vowed to do yesterday…..it’s one of the perks of being retired!

[misterNNL]

Retired is great including sleeping as late as we darn well please every day.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Day after tomorrow, I might start getting to the things on my list for two weeks ago.

[misterNNL]

Ago(read as long,long) driving a Galaxie to far,far away there existed a very popular idea for a space saga movie.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Movie remakes and sequels get more lame with every generation, often seeming like the producers just didn't understand the plot of what they were copying.

    

Edited October 24, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy
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[NYLIBUD]

Copying off the kid who sat next to me in math class,a long time ago,in high school,used to get me sent to the principal’s office.

Edited October 24, 2022 by NYLIBUD

[Ace-Garageguy]

Office girls at happy hour used to be among my favorite hobbies.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Hobbies", a 1963 British pop song by one-hit wonder Jenny Moss, began with the lyric "Boys, boys, nothing but boys..."

[NOBLNG]

Boys are what we all, on this forum, are still inside methinks!?

[misterNNL]

Methinks we should turn those little boys loose once in a while stopping just short of inflicting self harm of course.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Course corrections in nose-heavy cars can be imprecise...known as "understeer".