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Walk a mile in another man's shoes...by the time he figures out what's going on, you're a mile away and you've got his shoes...

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5 hours ago, 1972coronet said:

Until you walk a mile in another man's shoes, you can't lead a horse to water.

There's a joke about horticulture and thinking in there somewhere... ;)

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On 10/8/2024 at 7:53 AM, stitchdup said:

for me as i'm getting older, its never trust a fart.

Lots of great advice in this thread, but this IMHO is the best one (especially if you sleep in the nude with a partner)

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Don't count the days, make the days count!

Someone said something similar earlier........ If you meet a jerk once a week, you've met a jerk. If you meet a jerk every day, you're the jerk!

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19 minutes ago, JollySipper said:

... If you meet a jerk once a week, you've met a jerk. If you meet a jerk every day, you're the jerk!

Trust me...it's entirely possible to meet a jerk every day and it not be yoself.

At some times in a life, you may need to deal with the same jerk every single day...for a while, anyway.

EDIT: Which is why being able to keep your sense of humor while somebody repeatedly jabs you in the eye with a sharp stick is a survival skill.  B)

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When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep (like my Grandpa did), not screaming and hollaring like all the people riding in the car with him did!!!!!

DJ

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I read this one recently, and it resonated with me.

Anger is the punishment we give ourselves for somebody else's mistake.

We can be angry with ourselves for our own mistakes, but it is usually for former and not the latter.

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As of October 2024, Artificial Intelligence was more like Artificial Stupidity with some creative ability.                                                                        

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