Darin Bastedo Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 My first order of business was twofold. Quit Job, test "Death- Ray" By testing it on my boss I got a two-fer! Death Ray Operational, next evil invention, the anti-grav collar. Several experiments later I found success! Since human beings will often turn states evidence, I've chosen some more loyal minions. here they are in their morning yoga class. What I want is One billion dollars and two of every new release model car kit. if my demands aren't met by Kick off time I will use my abilities to hack the TV satalites and replace the Superbowl broadcast with my own programming...
Junkman Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 That's by far the smartest career move I've ever seen. Beats mine by lightyears.
george 53 Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Vanilla Ice gave up the Home improvemant gig for Off Broadway??? Yeeeesh, say it ain't so,Joe, say it ain't so!!! :lol:
trogdor Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Are you taking applications for evil henchmen
sjordan2 Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Peter Pan is supposed to be immortal. But this looks like a near-death experience.
chebbysteve Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 oh man! im falling out of my chair! LOL love the deathray and the antigrav collar...hey anything with puppies is cool...thanks...
Rob Hall Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Love the 3rd pic, the flying Westie.... love my Westies, but my boy Dooder is 14 and in failing health..
mr cheap Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 I LIKE IT CAN I GO PPPPLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I PROMISE NOT TO SPILL THE PRINTER INK
Agent G Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 I like the choices, good career move. I for one intend to turn in the badge, and hang up the gun very soon. I have decided I no longer like people, therefore I will stand alone in the desert at night waiting to be abducted by extraterrestrials. G
charlie8575 Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Given the economy- perhaps not such a bad choice. Wayne- I thought you retired already or did you take a police job in Vegas, too? Charlie Larkin
Modelmartin Posted October 14, 2011 Posted October 14, 2011 Congrats on the choice career move! you rock!
Darin Bastedo Posted October 14, 2011 Author Posted October 14, 2011 Are you taking applications for evil henchmen Definately, I already hired these guys, but it's not working out so well.
Agent G Posted October 15, 2011 Posted October 15, 2011 I retired from the St Louis PD in '07 after 28 years. Three months, and many miles on a motorcycle later, I decided I was bored. I moved to Vegas and was fortunate enough to score the state police gig. The only issues are: #1. November will be 32 full years in law enforcement. #2. LV Metro has begun hiring for some neat civilian positions. The pay is only good, but the health bennies definately beat what the state is giving us. G
Junkman Posted October 15, 2011 Posted October 15, 2011 Definately, I already hired these guys, but it's not working out so well. Try him instead:
Sixx Posted October 15, 2011 Posted October 15, 2011 Oh man, I laughed my butt off!!!!!! Funny stuff!!
Chuck Most Posted October 15, 2011 Posted October 15, 2011 Definately, I already hired these guys, but it's not working out so well. You do know the guy in the middle is out of his element, right?
Darin Bastedo Posted October 15, 2011 Author Posted October 15, 2011 You do know the guy in the middle is out of his element, right? It's just as well Honda discontinued the Element this year
Dan Helferich Posted October 16, 2011 Posted October 16, 2011 When I saw this topic I thought you were announcing a congressional election campaign!
David G. Posted October 16, 2011 Posted October 16, 2011 It's just as well Honda discontinued the Element this year Yeah, people have become so used to seeing the Elements that they're no longer considered ugly enough and folks are now buying Cubes instead. When I saw this topic I thought you were announcing a congressional election campaign! He is! David G.
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