Greg Myers Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) I can get you a good deal on this : Edited October 13, 2012 by Greg Myers
Guest Johnny Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 But then he wouldn't be able to buy that West Phoenix ocean front property!
george 53 Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 It won't become Oceanside till the big one, an then it'll STILL be at LEAST 100 miles from it, yeeesh. Jim, don't waste your time on your cousin, he's just talkin trash to keep from sayin a flat out no. Don't bother him anymore unless you enjoy bein lied to.
LDO Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 You see, my original post and what I said and what your saying are two different things. If you don't want to watch your 6 year old nephew play video games, then just come flat out and tell him. But what my cousin is always telling me is he claims he always see the same very stuff we talk about on tv just after we talk about the stuff. I find that very very very very hard to believe anymore. Maybe once in a while yea but almost all the time.. no way. He's always coming up with some kind of excuse about everything it seems. But yesterday really took the cake though and when he told me to ask around and to look it up online I figure I would take his advice for once LOL You're right, it is different. I made up the part about a 6-year old doubting my BS stories. He believes them. To be fair, he's an innocent child. I'm not going to tell him that watching him play video games is boring because he would not understand. That's because...wait for it...he's six years old. There's no need to hurt a little kid's feelings. The story about my leg is plausible, though. I spent 8 days in the hospital because of my leg and he visited me a couple of times. What I'm getting at here is that it blows my mind that you believe your cousin at all. The fact that anyone would take you seriously is amazing. OH HOW I WISH I could post a link to a medical question on another website. Boy was that one a hoot. The fact that a moderator took it seriously...wow.
moparmagiclives Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 Wait, your cousin isn't Donny baker is it ??? " state law, look it up.... Can't have more then three woffs on one shirt"
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) Man, I just borrowed a chainsaw last weekend. Now I gotta be on the lookout for the chainsaw police showing up? Or is it the chainsaw sheriffs? Man. I'm so afraid. How much is the fine? OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!! Edited October 13, 2012 by Ace-Garageguy
Harry P. Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 When they come around just be sure to have your chainsaw operator's license in your pocket and you'll be fine...
sjordan2 Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) I can get you a good deal on this : You can't sell that. I just bought it on eBay. Edited October 13, 2012 by sjordan2
Pumba Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 shipping was extra, only if you bought the river too
Danno Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 How much was the shipping charge? Shipping charge? There shouldn't be a shipping charge. It's not a drawbridge!
Greg Myers Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 (edited) We already have one bridge here in AZ from afar, not sure how they shipped it. Edited October 13, 2012 by Greg Myers
Harry P. Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 Hmmm... that must be the famous beachfront property in Arizona that everyone's always talking about!
sjordan2 Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 We already have one bridge here in AZ from afar, not sure how they shipped it. Why isn't it falling down?
Agent G Posted October 13, 2012 Posted October 13, 2012 Yes, they took it from Nevada. Bada Boom Bada Bing! I'm here all week folks. Don't forget to tip the waitress, and how about them Showgurlz! G
slusher Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 You can buy an electric chainsaw at walmart for 29.99 thats the cheap way out. l would buy one to avoid being lied to...
Jon Cole Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 Get some termites. You won't need the chainsaw.
Joe Handley Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 Why isn't it falling down? It's no longer British.......or wasn't rebuilt stateside by them.........
mikemodeler Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 I think your cousin just doesn't want to lend the chainsaw to you and made up the story. I have neighbors and relatives that are always asking about borrowing certain tools and they have yet to figure out that it is easier to go to Lowes or Home Depot because I make them wait until I feel like it. A neighbor wanted to borrow my leaf blower last fall. I said sure, got to get it back from my brother first. I let him know at Christmas that my brother finally returned it, he said "Nevermind, I used a rake instead". When I made a mention that he was welcome for the free exercise, he didn't get it! I have decided to not lend the following anymore to family or friends: 1. Money 2. Tools 3. Vehicle Too many potential problems and opportunities to ruin relationships. I figure the bank is where people should start if they need any of the above- they are in the business of lending money to purchase #2 & 3.
Danno Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 Yes, they took it from Nevada. Bada Boom Bada Bing! I'm here all week folks. Don't forget to tip the waitress, and how about them Showgurlz! G And we sell it to Callyforny. Which p-o's the good people of Colorado. Go figger.
sportandmiah Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 LOL. Funniest thing I have ever read here. Good stuff. My 6-year old nephew wants me to watch him play video games every time I visit. Not play games with him, just watch. He wants to know why my doctor would say I can't climb stairs. It almost seems like he doubts what I say. I once took him and my mom to a Chinese restaurant for lunch. He was feeling kind of cranky and reaaly needed a nap. This about 2 years ago, btw. We got fortune cookies and he was fascinated when mom and I read him our fortunes. I think he doubted me when I read his: "After lunch, Jake will take a nap on Uncle Lee's couch". Seriously- I can't believe this thread has any sincere replies.
Jon Cole Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 I think your cousin just doesn't want to lend the chainsaw to you and made up the story. I have neighbors and relatives that are always asking about borrowing certain tools and they have yet to figure out that it is easier to go to Lowes or Home Depot because I make them wait until I feel like it. A neighbor wanted to borrow my leaf blower last fall. I said sure, got to get it back from my brother first. I let him know at Christmas that my brother finally returned it, he said "Nevermind, I used a rake instead". When I made a mention that he was welcome for the free exercise, he didn't get it! I have decided to not lend the following anymore to family or friends: 1. Money 2. Tools 3. Vehicle Too many potential problems and opportunities to ruin relationships. I figure the bank is where people should start if they need any of the above- they are in the business of lending money to purchase #2 & 3. Exactly. I learned the hard way a long time ago, NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I don't loan. Too many slugs with no sense of morals.
lanesteele240 Posted October 15, 2012 Posted October 15, 2012 My wife's cousin from up the street wanted to borrow my new 400 dollar chain saw to "dig the roots up in his front yard. I simply told him. There are a few thongs you dont loan out. Your cain saw, your loan mower and your wife. He asked why. I said they will come back knocking or kncked up.
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