Ace-Garageguy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) That's all. Just thought I'd try the totally-off-topic-experience to see what kind of a rush I got. It was disappointing. Edited May 9, 2013 by Ace-Garageguy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Maybe if you put dollar-store mayonnaise substitute on the cat, it would rid her of the fleas! Oh. And, yeah . . . Get some sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbaJoe Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 get a flea collar any brand...cut it into 6" pieces...you should get 3 pieces out of a collar...put 1 piece into your vacuum bag or cansiter ..store the rest in a ziplock bag....replace it everytime you change your bag or empty the canister...it will kill any fleas you suck up...flea spray the cat...no help w/the mayo ..except maybe make your own....i sometimes do..not hard just takes a little extra time..much cheaper and better for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Hall Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I don't like mayonaisse. I don't have cats. But I do give my dogs a monthly flea and tick treatment...I use Bio Spot, they make it for cats also I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 1. Take a nap. 2. Get a dog. 3. Switch to mustard, it's better for you. You're welcome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hvymtl Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Thanks ^^^^^^^^^ needed that info and the laugh . either feast or famine here at work . Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quick GMC Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Relevant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinfan5 Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Cole Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling. Of course, the problem with Chinese bat poop is that you're hungry again an hour later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Geiger Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 See I told ya we needed a special cat category! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrObsessive Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Hey! Safflower oil mayonnaise! It's the only kind I use as I hate and won't eat the soybean oil laden stuff! What processed soy can do to folks with weight problems (especially men), can make your hair stand on end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 Swap the mayonnaise for Chinese bat poop. Tastes great, and less filling. Yes, but then we have the potential quality issues of CHINESE bat poop. I mean, how do we KNOW it's the real thing ?? Might be Chinese bat poop-like-soybean-substitute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 9, 2013 Author Share Posted May 9, 2013 Maybe if you put dollar-store mayonnaise substitute on the cat, it would rid her of the fleas! Or maybe dollar-store Chinese bat poop substitute. That oughta do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmvw guy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before Sounds like a Country song. Nice start anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southpier Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I find some lavender water in my bath to be quite refreshing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blunc Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I like pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I'm tired, my cat has fleas and mayonaise is more expensive than before Sounds like a Country song. Nice start anyway. No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat. Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmvw guy Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 No, a country song would have a dog, not a cat. Sounds more like a contemporary easy listening elevator song. I seem to recall a Kieth Urban song, something about "take the cat but, leave my sweater." But you are probably right most of the time you would keep the dog in a Country song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToyLvr Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 My brother has this neat book entitled "101 Uses for a Dead Cat". I'll have to borrow it and share some of its wisdom. I seem to recall that one of the uses was "potholders".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 My brother has this neat book entitled "101 Uses for a Dead Cat". I'll have to borrow it and share some of its wisdom. I seem to recall that one of the uses was "potholders".... I was thinking boot liners or earmuffs if the creature ever expires, but she'll most likely outlive me. I like pie. ....mmmmm....pie....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 Hey! Safflower oil mayonnaise! It's the only kind I use as I hate and won't eat the soybean oil laden stuff! What processed soy can do to folks with weight problems (especially men), can make your hair stand on end. Try aioli. Mmm mmm good. Better for ya, too. Olive oil based, contains omega3 fatty acids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 10, 2013 Author Share Posted May 10, 2013 I find some lavender water in my bath to be quite refreshing I'd prefer a pulchritudinous young filly in mine. Then again, the lavender might be actually attainable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 I'd prefer a pulchritudinous young filly in mine. Then again, the lavender might be actually attainable. How are you going to get a horse in your tub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistermodel Posted May 13, 2013 Share Posted May 13, 2013 Im disappointed I had to scroll all the way to the bottom of the page for such insight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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