MrObsessive Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 A compelling reason why I've stayed single all these years among other things. At this late date, I wouldn't have the time or patience for bad attitudes in a marriage. It's nice to come home with no noise, no annoying------"does this make me look fat questions" or "why can't you do this are that?" BS. No arguing over money------saw too much of that as a kid. IMO if you have to ask the question about your rear end----------then yes you probably are too fat.
rmvw guy Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 I used the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" one on her and she loved it! She repeats it every time she sees another couple in disagreement, on TV or where ever. I think it's true after 39 years of marriage to her.
misterNNL Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 We have been married for 50 years.She is still my best friend,my anchor in rough waters and the voice of common sense when I am about to do something stupid. She also has heard my very old line when someone asks how I am and I reply"my wife says I'm better than nobody".The usual responce to that is"well that's not very nice"and I quickly add"it doesn't hurt much more than a sharp stick in the eye".
Snake45 Posted September 26, 2014 Posted September 26, 2014 Anyone here watch Modern Family? The Lovely Mrs. Snake and I basically are Jay and Gloria. We have a gay son and a bossy, hyper, blonde daughter, too, and a couple other family similarities. The parallels between that show and my real life are amazing. I think it's the funniest show on TV and very likely the best sitcom ever.
Draggon Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 So your saying she looks like Sofia Vergara?
Snake45 Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 (edited) So your saying she looks like Sofia Vergara? She kinda used to. She's a little bit older (though younger than me) but still looks pretty darn good. But I'm quite used to living my life by a Latin accent. Edited September 27, 2014 by Snake45
slusher Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 no dog two cats though Cats like to snuggle. My wife asked if her butt looked big and I told her I liked it that way. She did smile been married 20 years..
mnwildpunk Posted September 27, 2014 Author Posted September 27, 2014 I love everything about my wife everyday I wake up and say how'd I get so lucky but in the same breath I'm a smart A** and things leave my mouth before I can edit lol
slusher Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 I love everything about my wife everyday I wake up and say how'd I get so lucky but in the same breath I'm a smart A** and things leave my mouth before I can edit lol I love everything about my wife and I hope everything will be ok. We all speak too fast sometimes, all part of being human...
mnwildpunk Posted September 27, 2014 Author Posted September 27, 2014 1. I am the boss in my house, and I have my wife's permision to say so. 2. I wear the pants in the family. When my wife lets me same here
Brizio Posted September 27, 2014 Posted September 27, 2014 When I think about wedding this joke come in my mind... One man say to another: My wife is an Angel. The other reply, lucky you, mine is still alive... :lol:
booboo60 Posted September 28, 2014 Posted September 28, 2014 Lol at mike G! I BEEN married over 30 years when ask i just yup!" 30 plus years and I could be a tour guide in Hell " Lol
Snake45 Posted September 28, 2014 Posted September 28, 2014 Lol at mike G! I BEEN married over 30 years when ask i just yup!" 30 plus years and I could be a tour guide in Hell " Lol HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! "You don't scare me, demon, I was married to your sister for two ****ing years!" I loves me some Sam Kinison, too. How I miss that guy!
disabled modeler Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 Life is full of good and tough times and so is marriage...some things get better some do not its just life. I believe you have to be able to make fun of life and yourself at times....otherwise you will go nuts. My personal favorite is when something makes the guy mad the wife gets twice as mad because the guy is mad regardless of what he got mad about... ???...LOL...
mnwildpunk Posted September 29, 2014 Author Posted September 29, 2014 What do wives and the meranda rights have in common? Anything you say can and will be used against you.. as wives go it may be years later and it will be over and over
Ace-Garageguy Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 Another one of those things I've never quite understood is why so many women seem to think they're the boss of the relationship, and why so many men let them get away with it. Guess that's why I'm not married. ----------------------------------------------------------- As far as watching what you say goes, it's important in ANY relationship you value to think before you speak. Some things, once said, can never be taken back and change the relationship forever. ----------------------------------------------------------- A very beautiful and intelligent woman I dated in the mid 1990s was telling me about the demise of her first marriage. She said her husband would criticize and make fun of her, pick on her for all manner of small things, and generally, constantly try to put her down. She said that the love she had initially felt for him eventually became, in her words, "a wall of indifference". When she finally decided she'd had enough and left him, he was dumbfounded and asked her why. She said "You've been telling me how ugly, stupid and useless I am for years now. I'm giving you your chance to replace me with someone who comes up to your standards".
Snake45 Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 What do wives and the meranda rights have in common? Anything you say can and will be used against you.. as wives go it may be years later and it will be over and over Oh yeah. A woman can't remember where she put her car keys 10 minutes ago, but she can recall every word you said in your sleep one night back in 1997!
Modelbuilder Mark Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 Oh yeah. A woman can't remember where she put her car keys 10 minutes ago, but she can recall every word you said in your sleep one night back in 1997! AND....will continue to remember it the way she wants....even if you have recorded evidence that would prove otherwise!
Tom Geiger Posted September 29, 2014 Posted September 29, 2014 You often hear guys refer to their 'first wife' or 'second wife' and so on. I was married previously, too. The Lovely and Gracious Mrs.B, however, is the keeper. It took her awhile to see the humor when I referred to her as "My Last Wife." I've been married to the same woman for 33 years. I don't know why she gets upset when I introduce her as "my first wife". It's true!
Modelbuilder Mark Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 I've been married to the same woman for 33 years. I don't know why she gets upset when I introduce her as "my first wife". It's true! that is better than a poker player I have heard introduce his wife as "my future ex wife"......I am sure she has/will make that happen at some point.
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