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The best advice I ever got from a friend when I was telling him about my problems with my girlfriend :

" Knock-a-self a pro , slick ! Grey matter back lot... perform us down ! I take T.C.B.'n ."

All that I could say was :

" You know what they say : 'See a broad to get dat booty yack... leg 'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em !' "

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18 hours ago, Snake45 said:

Some of us here might recognize this as, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference." B)

Variation on the theme.  This was one I learned while in the military!

“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!"

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9 hours ago, SfanGoch said:

Casey Affleck.......

Isn't that like casting John Mitchum

because his brother's salary would've wiped out your production budget?

 

Personally, I think Casey Affleck is 5 times the actor that Ben is!

I can't think of a movie that I've seen Ben Affleck in that was made better by him!!

 

 

 

Steve

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20 minutes ago, alexis said:

My Dad always says;

"We'll Burn That Bridge, When We Get There!"

Never have been able to correct him.......

I also use, "Rome wasn't burned in a day." :lol:

2 hours ago, Pete J. said:

Variation on the theme.  This was one I learned while in the military!

“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!"

My Dad once got a Christmas card from one of his old Air Force pilot buddies, still on active duty during the Vietnam era, that said:

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest SOB in the valley. 

:lol:

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26 minutes ago, Snake45 said:

I also use, "Rome wasn't burned in a day." :lol:

My Dad once got a Christmas card from one of his old Air Force pilot buddies, still on active duty during the Vietnam era, that said:

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest SOB in the valley. 

:lol:

Yup, I got a T-shirt with that on in at the BX at U-Tapao during the war.  Had a Ed Roth style pilot on it.  

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57 minutes ago, Snake45 said:

I also use, "Rome wasn't burned in a day." :lol:

My Dad once got a Christmas card from one of his old Air Force pilot buddies, still on active duty during the Vietnam era, that said:

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest SOB in the valley. 

:lol:

I had one of those fuzzy black light posters hanging in my bed room when I was a kid! ^_^

 

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Steve

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2 hours ago, StevenGuthmiller said:

Personally, I think Casey Affleck is 5 times the actor that Ben is!

I can't think of a movie that I've seen Ben Affleck in that was made better by him!!

Steve

Oh no, I never implied Ben was better; just more expensive. :D

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20 hours ago, SfanGoch said:

 

My high school math teacher, the legendary Mr. Kravitz, had the perfect one-size-fits-all response to any and all inane comments or questions, suitable for all occasions and said it with a Bernie Sanders-esque accent:

"What, are you from the Bronx? Shut your dirty mouth!”

I’m gonna try that one out ?

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10 hours ago, StevenGuthmiller said:

Personally, I think Casey Affleck is 5 times the actor that Ben is!

I can't think of a movie that I've seen Ben Affleck in that was made better by him!!

 

 

 

Steve

The only move I really like Ben Affleck In was The Town the extended version. I have both. That movie has a great cast. He directed it. Other then that I don’t care for his movies...

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Here's one from one of my high school teachers:

"Everyone brings joy to this classroom. Some by entering, others by leaving."

...and from another teacher after a student answered his question:

"No, Ace, that's not the right answer." [then, in a stage whisper] "You know, 'Ace' is spelled with two s's."

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On ‎3‎/‎7‎/‎2020 at 12:43 PM, Snake45 said:

The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The realist says the glass is just too darn big. :lol:

 

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8 minutes ago, mk11 said:

 

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When a young philosophy student asked their grandmother if the glass was half full or half empty, she gave the best answer I have ever heard. "Depends on if you are drinking or pouring!"

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14 hours ago, Roadrunner said:

I heard a Navy Seal say "what does not kill you, will make you stronger, except the A-10, that'll just kill you".

That's for sure.

What happen to chocolate ice cream?

Finally, "Expect nothing and ye shall not be disappointed".

 

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Gary Larson is a genius......

9 hours ago, chepp said:

Here's one from one of my high school teachers:

"Everyone brings joy to this classroom. Some by entering, others by leaving."

...and from another teacher after a student answered his question:

"No, Ace, that's not the right answer." [then, in a stage whisper] "You know, 'Ace' is spelled with two s's."

Sounds like something my Auto Mechanics teacher would say. Kids can't be talked to in this manner anymore, they're too delicate........

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