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[Ace-Garageguy]

Jacket patches adorn both the real-deal guys and the poseurs, but the ones with the merkins usually fall in the latter category.

[Little Timmy]

Category  implies  that something is similar to other things  ( categorically speaking ) , but not to be confused with Poodles,  which is what that guy is obviously wearing in an attempt to attract a mate.

 

[Tom Geiger]

“Mate, over here”, called my Aussie friend when he saw me across the auditorium.

[1972coronet]

Auditorium concerts, by c.1969,  quickly "replaced" performances in intimate venues, thereby creating a "safe" environment by separating the bands from the audience

[Classicgas]

Audience participation is probably better in the small venues.

[NOBLNG]

Venues of the smaller type are the ones that I prefer.

[bobthehobbyguy]

Prefer to become a source for good and not complain about every bad thing that happens.

[slusher]

Happens to be a very nice week weather wise..

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wise" has much less to do with formal education than with broad experience, thoughtful observation, and innate analytical ability.

Edited May 30, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[bobthehobbyguy]

Ability that is not used is worthless. 

[thatz4u]

worthless as a storage unit full of Beanie Babies

[Classicgas]

Babies got her blue jeans on.

[JollySipper]

On and on this cool game goes..... where it stops nobody knows!

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Knows nothing of any practical value, or how anything works in the physical world" describes a staggeringly large percentage of the population.

[Slotto]

Population growth seems to occur roughly 9 months after a snow storm.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Storm around ranting and throwing stuff when things go wrong, and those near you might think you have a screw or two loose.

[JollySipper]

Loose screws do tend to rattle....

[Danno]

Rattle was the most common sound emanating from my miserable ex-wife's head, which I think I now understand, based on JollySipper's explanation!

[ChrisBcritter]

Explanation for shock absorbers glued to grille goes like this: well, I was seven.

[NOBLNG]

Seven is a number that is considered to be lucky.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Lucky Strikes used to be my coffin nails of choice.

[thatz4u]

choice requires a certain degree of thought..

[Calb56]

"Thought I'd something more to say." Is near the ending of the song "Time".

Edited May 31, 2023 by Calb56

[ChrisBcritter]

Time to mosey on down to the Long Branch Saloon, order up a sarsparilla, and check out Miss Kitty.

[Slotto]

Kitty was the name of my childhood neighbor. She married a guy with a last name Peed. She made him change it before they got married.