The last few jokes are great. Let me put a stop to that.
One day a preacher got up in front of his congregation and says, "How many of you would like to go to heaven? Please raise your hand."
Most people want to go to heaven, so they all raise their hands. Except for one guy in the back row.
The preacher looks at him and asks, "Don't you want to go to heaven?"
The guy looks around and says, "Not with this group!"
Scott