Hi Erik,
I found your experience fascinating, enlightening and depressing.
And yea, EcoTurds is the correct name for em. The irony about EPA and resulting regulations is that the other side of the globe could give a rats a#$.
Its estimated that if every one drove a hybrid in North America, it would have no impact due to China's continued spewing of fromage.
Its like Caddy Shack, you still have that Bade Ruth floating around regardless of what side the pool you're in.