"Can you believe the phoney looking drivers license this guy from the Islands gave that cop in Salt Lake City? The picture doesn't even look like a magazine editor!"
"Depends on what kind of magazine."
"True dat. And look at the 'weight' ... maybe when he was in high school! Maybe."
"And look at this X-ray he showed the Salt Lake cop. Looks like he has some screws loose."
"In his back, or, ..."
"Tell them we won't extradite him ... they can keep him!"
"Mahalo nui loa!"
"But, what will that do to our diplomatic relations with Utah?"
"D'Oh! Better call the governor ..."
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