Here ya go, Mike:
Dan,,,,,,,,if you ever see a rat rod model with my name on it then someone has gotten fat, dyed their hair white and had several wrinkles surgically installed to impersonate me, while my rotting body liquifies inside an old refridgerator in a shed behind a shack in the Arizona desert.
Uh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,maybe I should turn off the CSI marathon and go outside for awhile.