A modeler named mike

I feel your pain Tony, we have a cluster box and I've experienced that phenomenon a few times. Not sure if it's better to have the package left on the stoop to be stolen or chance damaging what you ordered with a wrestling match. What a conundrum!

It's also that way with whatever you inquire about. While going through the process of my Dad's Will with the Registry of Wills, I constantly received mailers offering their condolences followed by "Need Help Navigating through the Estate" to "Hey we're here to help you sell your house." Then when my brother started looking into buying a used car the adds for dealerships were relentless on his cellphone. It's maddening, annoying and down right invasive. Here's a funeral home for ya when you're ready.. lol

new comedy act

Chris rock's cousin

Place I lay my head is in the place I have my bed which is in a room in my house that sits on my land which the government taxes me for, but I be dang if they do any of the work there.

become Chia pet

Heart was a kick @$$ rock band that started in the early '70's most notable for their two hot chicks jamming countless hits throughout the bands career.

what a ball

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ Two days after the urologist visit my brother received a call that his prostate biopsy is scheduled for sometime in April. Seems a bit long to wait, but at least he has a date..🤞

Snack that is preferred by most zombies is brains, as long as the host isn't a blonde bimbo or shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

without any lines 😛

Same here.. it's really annoying. After finally getting it open, I'll put it in a gallon ziploc baggie and toss out the original bag it came in.

In the road

Glasses half full are far better than glasses with no lenses.

with slotted spoon

Sentence written can make sense or just be a silly rambling, either one is acceptable as long as we keep moving along.

and liquid diet

Funny that here we go again, around and around and I'm starting to get dizzy.

or sliced esophagus

who swallowed matches

Fire department called

Posting here, one to many jumps going on tonight, I'm starting to think it's a equestrian jumping show.

Plumbing at the in-laws was on my list of things to do today, luckily it was only replacing the braided toilet supply tube that I had previously installed some 15 years ago when I converted their walk-in closet into a half bath.

Synch is not what everyone has in their kitchen counter top to wash dirty dishes.

Safety nets are pertinent to tight rope walkers as is diapers to a baby.