A modeler named mike

Got the car drug back enough to pop the hood and get a battery tender on it. Now I'm hearing a drumroll kinda noise coming from under the center of the dash. The noise goes away when the key is in the ignition and turned to the on position it stops. 🙄

ecstatic to be

🤔°°That could be a viable option I hadn't thought of, I'll have to get a larger floor jack as the current one is for smaller weighted vehicles. Thanks Les..

I am in need of some advice about getting a 2005 Mercury Grand Marquis with a dead battery into neutral so it can be push back enough from the garage front wall in order to access the hood and either replace or charge the battery. I went to YouTube with no luck, many videos but none that are exactly like the mechanism I'm seeing. I have the rubber access cover around the ignition and column shifter swung out of the way to view the internals. Most videos show a pin that needs to be pushed down to release the gear shift but I'm not seeing that pin. I've attached a photo of the internal mechanism. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated... Mike

Cheech and Chong

"Bribe?, why no sir officer, I was just merely asking you about this hundred dollar bill that I speculated was a bookmarker that musta fell out of your ticket book sir", said the nervous priest illegally parked in a NO PARKING zone at the All Boys School for the Blind.

Alabama is known as "Sweet Home" according to Lynyrd Skynyrd.

salad topped with

Ditto to the tee, I believe it was also 2024 Christmas our local Walmart had a cardboard display, I did score the AMT '55 gasser then, but once they were gone, zip... no more. As for the nearest Ollie's, high crime area, so nope not worth going too.

back for more

"Runs like a top", said the salesman while he had his fingers crossed behind his back, but little did he know I wasn't gonna make any of the payments anyway.

Wolfie felt weird

blossoms from Grandma's

Hand me that post hole digger, I'll finish the fence and you take a brake, No wait if you take my brake I won't be able to stop my car, so go ahead and after your break get your butt back to work.

Is all this talk about budge making a traffic jam on interstate 1 sentence and causing drivers to rethink their route? ⬆️ my sentence ⬆️

and howled loudly

equally exciting as watching NASCAR is watching turtles cross the road.

who's hemorrhoids flaired

Bush?, would that be George or Barbara's? 🫣

for sacrifice to

Me Tarzan you Jane, but not Jane Fonda, she be traitor and Elephants stomp her to mush.

and onto the

lets wrestle this

Afternoon was when I peeked out the trailer window and saw Grandma running at the speed of light with her dentures flying out, wig flying off and I swear she was being chased by a big bad wolf.

Dinner tonight is simple and it includes the use of the microwave to nuke a pot pie served with a side of cottage cheese.