List your reasons why model building beats relationships (funny)

[olsbooks]

Just want to read some of the clever wit from this crew.

Here is a starter

1. It is okay to openly gawk  at other models.

Edited November 19, 2018 by olsbooks

[89AKurt]

2.  You can have more than one relationship.  (Work In Progress)

[MrObsessive]

Models don't give you no back talk!  

Nor do they complain about what they're going to wear (paint), where they're going (the shelf), or how much money you're going to spend on 'em!  

[Phirewriter]

You can upgrade them or get rid of them if you lose interest  

Oh and they generally look better the older they get. (Although the misses is aging far more gracefully than I am)

Edited November 19, 2018 by Phirewriter

[1930fordpickup]

We know the cost going in,

They are more valuable the older they get. 

They never ask for diamonds. 

You can have dozens and it is not a crime. 

Swapping with your buddy is not looked down on. 

Edited November 19, 2018 by 1930fordpickup

[Ace-Garageguy]

Never had a model ask me if its butt looks fat, or stay out all night and then try to pacify me with some lame baloney about crashing with a "girlfriend", or later, give me an STD. Never had one run off with Raul-the-pool-boy, and then shack up with a lawyer and try to take me for half of everything I had. Never had a model call me an egotistical know-it-all pr... when I told it the stuff it brought back from the "expert" tool doofus at Home Depot was all wrong, or when I patiently explained how the "mechanic" it took its car to had just screwed it out of $750 for entirely unnecessary repairs. Never had a model embarrass me in a restaurant by sending the food back repeatedly when there was nothing wrong with the food, but there WAS a desperate need to be the cause of ongoing drama and the constant center of attention. Never had a model get drunk, flirt shamelessly with everyone in a jazz club, and on the way home, stand up in the seat of my Jag, hanging out the sunroof, and take its top off in front of a cop.

Should I continue?

[MrObsessive]

  On 11/19/2018 at 5:30 AM, Ace-Garageguy said:

Never had a model ask me if its butt looks fat

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Bill, I'm at work right now and seeing that comment literally had me bursting out laughing!  

Here's another one you won't ever have a model car ask..........."I'm I as fat as that lady?"

Honey, if you have to ask...............  

[Phirewriter]

Jeez Bill, and I thought wife number 1 was aaah, crazy!?! Been there seen that! At least she didn't get my models, motorcycles, guns or guitars in the divorce. And I did get a wonderful daughter who's nothing like her mother.

Edited November 19, 2018 by Phirewriter

[Ace-Garageguy]

  On 11/19/2018 at 5:42 AM, MrObsessive said:

Honey, if you have to ask...............  

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My favorite line when some woman asked me "do these pants make my butt look fat?" and I deadpanned "it's not the pants".  

[MrObsessive]

  On 11/19/2018 at 5:45 AM, Ace-Garageguy said:

My favorite line when some woman asked me "do these pants make my butt look fat?" and I deadpanned "it's not the pants".  

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[disabled modeler]

There is no safe answer to that question....LOL... 

[olsbooks]

Plastic surgery is cheap, done at my insistence, and my airbrush is being used for what it was created for.  Oh, and it doesn't care if I leave the toilet seat up or re purpose kitchen utensils.  

Best of all, it is always the model, paint, or glue that are in the wrong.  It's never my fault.

Edited November 19, 2018 by olsbooks

[Foxer]

Ace has trouble with both relationships ... Builds and Babes

[Foxer]

I had to go back and read the question again ...

I have control down in the shop.

 

[Snake45]

  On 11/19/2018 at 5:45 AM, Ace-Garageguy said:

My favorite line when some woman asked me "do these pants make my butt look fat?" and I deadpanned "it's not the pants".  

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I say, "I think perhaps you have mixed up 'cause' and 'effect.' " 

[Snake45]

I've never had a model ask me, "Should I wear THIS paint or THIS paint," and then, if I make a choice, go paint itself the other one. 

[crazyjim]

You guys are hysterical.

[MrObsessive]

Models won't complain how many there are of them. You can have as many you want and you'll hear nary a whimper!  

[Jantrix]

Models have never put me in bankruptcy court. 

[Snake45]

  On 11/19/2018 at 2:21 PM, Jantrix said:

Models have never put me in bankruptcy court. 

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Or run up my credit card, and then hid the bills and denied they did it. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

  On 11/19/2018 at 1:42 PM, Foxer said:

Ace has trouble with both relationships ... Builds and Babes

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"Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, 
 Or what’s a heaven for?"

From Andrea del Sarto, by Robert Browning

Edited November 19, 2018 by Ace-Garageguy

[Foxer]

  On 11/19/2018 at 3:24 PM, Ace-Garageguy said:

"Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, 
 Or what’s a heaven for?"

From Andrea del Sarto, by Robert Browning

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[Cornpatch]

can't tell you not tonight,  I have a headache

[Snake45]

  On 11/19/2018 at 5:17 PM, Cornpatch said:

can't tell you not tonight,  I have a headache

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No, but I've had plenty of them give ME headaches. 

[restoman]

When you're tired of a model you can ignore it or put it away.

Models don't mind when your hands are all over it.