How about a laugh?

[Raoul Ross]

20 hours ago, Oldcarfan27 said:

Sure they are, they've got the same hand signals!

I think he's saying "1 lap to go!"

Or maybe "You're in first place!" ?

I think it's more like: "You're in first place 'cause YOU KNOCKED MY GUY OUT!"

heh

[Raoul Ross]

[Ace-Garageguy]

Edited September 24, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[Ace-Garageguy]

[W Humble]

Riddle from a 90 year old magazine (thus not at all PC): Why does a Scotsman only buy one spur?  Because he assumes that if one side of his horse will go, the other side will follow!

[stitchdup]

20 minutes ago, W Humble said:

Riddle from a 90 year old magazine (thus not at all PC): Why does a Scotsman only buy one spur?  Because he assumes that if one side of his horse will go, the other side will follow!

have you seen the size of our horses? banana for scale, 

another scotsman joke, copper wire was invented when 2 scotsmen fought over a penny

 

[bobthehobbyguy]

[Rodent]

[Dave Ambrose]

From a long lost post on the Usenet British Car Mailing List -- "It was the kind of day where we couldn't get the cap off the tube of antiseize."

[W Humble]

An oldie: from a bumper sticker on the back of my buddies A-H bugeye auto-x car, c. 1971: 

"All the parts falling off this car are of the finest British manufacture."

Or my late Dad's Model T joke:

"Q; Why does Henry Ford put magnetized rear bumpers on his flivvers?  A; to catch all the parts that fall off!"

[thatz4u]

[NYLIBUD]

I guess this guy never heard of a razor.??‍♂️

And this what happens when u don’t pay attention to high tide times.

 

Edited September 24, 2022 by NYLIBUD

[Ace-Garageguy]

1 hour ago, NYLIBUD said:

 

And this what happens when u don’t pay attention to high tide times.

Nah, just a dumbguy who heard American cars were "boats" and wanted to try it out fer hisself.

[W Humble]

It's a MoPar; they invented 'Floating Power", right?  Wick

[JollySipper]

2 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

Nah, just a dumbguy who heard American cars were "boats" and wanted to try it out fer hisself.

Wouldn't it be ironic if that was Daytona Beach?

[Oldcarfan27]

9 hours ago, NYLIBUD said:

And this what happens when u don’t pay attention to high tide times.

Yeah, but what a perfect parking spot for a view of the ocean!

Very romantic. 

[NYLIBUD]

Jean Stapleton(believe it or not),Arrrrchieee,hanging out with Alice Cooper,i think at Club 54.Don’t know what year this photo was taken though..Anyway,rock on Edith.?

[NYLIBUD]

Way to go.?‍♂️?

Edited September 26, 2022 by NYLIBUD

[NYLIBUD]

Hey where’s the car wash?Bad luck on your wedding day.And this is what happens when you don’t talk to your kids about drugs.??

 

Edited September 27, 2022 by NYLIBUD

[Snake45]

[W Humble]

Where are the clowns? Bring on the clowns~

[NYLIBUD]

Oh it most certainly is.You gotta wonder what is wrong with this guy.

Edited September 28, 2022 by NYLIBUD

[Oldcarfan27]

18 hours ago, NYLIBUD said:

Oh it most certainly is.You gotta wonder what is wrong with this guy.?‍??

If you look closely, none of it is permanent (No tats, no skin perforations). So it's probably just a stunt for a photo op.

Halloween is coming!

[Oldcarfan27]

On 9/24/2022 at 1:06 PM, NYLIBUD said:

Look, they spotted BigFoot!!?

[Oldcarfan27]

On 9/27/2022 at 12:40 AM, NYLIBUD said:

 

"So who would have thought - It figgers."

Alanis Morrisette.