One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Post haste responses are seldom overthought.

[Smoke Wagon]

Overthought solutions for relatively simple situations was part of what led to the downfall of the Great Grape Empire. 

[BeakDoc]

Empire Records has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of twenty nine percent.

[JollySipper]

Percent is how hunting dogs find their prey.....

[Smoke Wagon]

Prey scattered in all directions as the oncoming fleet of devious Ticonderoga Tri-Write pencils bore down from above, releasing incendiary bombs over the lampshade mines below. 

[NOBLNG]

Below the surface of the earth, plant and animal remains from eons ago, have been compressed into the black sticky substance that we mortals have become so reliant upon.

Edited July 12, 2022 by NOBLNG
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[1972coronet]

"Upon Cripple Creek was swirling from the speaker at the right time.", said Clyyde as he was recounting his Saturday night date with Barbara's sister.

[Smoke Wagon]

Sister ship to the H.M.S. Bonbon, H.M.S. Not Bonbon was scuttled after a flock of wawas destroyed her onboard vending machines, thus rendering her useless and her crew disillusioned. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Disillusioned was 1970; now I'm just downright fed up.

[Smoke Wagon]

Up went the blue steel balloon as it scraped passed dead branches projecting sporadically from palm trees scattered across the fog-covered mire. 

[Classicgas]

Mire and muck I've nothing but bad luck.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Luck is that thing you make by working while everybody else is sleeping late.

[Rodent]

Late is when you work successfully while everyone else left early to coach the kids' futbol game.

Edited July 13, 2022 by Rodent

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Game" is what the young lady was asked if she was, in a ribald joke I can't repeat here.

[NOBLNG]

Here is the best way to tell what type of primer you have….just give it a real good sniff!?

[JollySipper]

Sniff too much lacquer and you'll end up with nerve damage!

[Smoke Wagon]

Damage to the onboard transponders and radio circuitry resulted in an orange plateau being mistaken by the Channel 5 newscopter for an inflatable life raft, resulting in total hull loss of the aircraft. 

[89AKurt]

Aircraft crash landed.

[NOBLNG]

Landed in the wrong game thread I suspect that response did.

Edited July 13, 2022 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Did anybody see Yoda?

[NOBLNG]

Yoda was a very powerful Jedi.

[JollySipper]

Jedi mind tricks are no match for Cad Bane......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bane of civilization: willfully ignorant ideologues trying to force a "green energy" revolution before it's in any way practical.

[89AKurt]

Practical logic destruction.

[NOBLNG]

45 minutes ago, 89AKurt said:

Practical logic destruction.

((This is not the “Once upon a time”…..add three words game. The sentence doesn’t necessarily need to make sense, but it DOES have to be a sentence.?))

Edited July 13, 2022 by NOBLNG