BeakDoc Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Post haste responses are seldom overthought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Wagon Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Overthought solutions for relatively simple situations was part of what led to the downfall of the Great Grape Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeakDoc Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Empire Records has a Rotten Tomatoes rating of twenty nine percent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Percent is how hunting dogs find their prey..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Wagon Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Prey scattered in all directions as the oncoming fleet of devious Ticonderoga Tri-Write pencils bore down from above, releasing incendiary bombs over the lampshade mines below. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted July 12, 2022 Author Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) Below the surface of the earth, plant and animal remains from eons ago, have been compressed into the black sticky substance that we mortals have become so reliant upon. Edited July 12, 2022 by NOBLNG Sp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1972coronet Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 "Upon Cripple Creek was swirling from the speaker at the right time.", said Clyyde as he was recounting his Saturday night date with Barbara's sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Wagon Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Sister ship to the H.M.S. Bonbon, H.M.S. Not Bonbon was scuttled after a flock of wawas destroyed her onboard vending machines, thus rendering her useless and her crew disillusioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Disillusioned was 1970; now I'm just downright fed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Wagon Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Up went the blue steel balloon as it scraped passed dead branches projecting sporadically from palm trees scattered across the fog-covered mire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classicgas Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Mire and muck I've nothing but bad luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Luck is that thing you make by working while everybody else is sleeping late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodent Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 (edited) Late is when you work successfully while everyone else left early to coach the kids' futbol game. Edited July 13, 2022 by Rodent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 "Game" is what the young lady was asked if she was, in a ribald joke I can't repeat here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 Here is the best way to tell what type of primer you have….just give it a real good sniff!🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Sniff too much lacquer and you'll end up with nerve damage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoke Wagon Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Damage to the onboard transponders and radio circuitry resulted in an orange plateau being mistaken by the Channel 5 newscopter for an inflatable life raft, resulting in total hull loss of the aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89AKurt Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Aircraft crash landed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 (edited) Landed in the wrong game thread I suspect that response did. Edited July 13, 2022 by NOBLNG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Did anybody see Yoda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 Yoda was a very powerful Jedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JollySipper Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Jedi mind tricks are no match for Cad Bane...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace-Garageguy Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Bane of civilization: willfully ignorant ideologues trying to force a "green energy" revolution before it's in any way practical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
89AKurt Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Practical logic destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBLNG Posted July 13, 2022 Author Share Posted July 13, 2022 (edited) 45 minutes ago, 89AKurt said: Practical logic destruction. ((This is not the “Once upon a time”…..add three words game. The sentence doesn’t necessarily need to make sense, but it DOES have to be a sentence.😕)) Edited July 13, 2022 by NOBLNG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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