One sentence game

[ChrisBcritter]

Kid gloves are more sophisticated than mittens.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mittens make it tough to pick your nose.

[NOBLNG]

Nose around in your closets and see how many kits you forgot that you have.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Have Glue, Will Travel" could be the name of a TV series nobody would watch where an adhesive-slinging latter-day knight travels the country dealing with injustice in the modeling community.

[Classicgas]

Community is what this forum is.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Is" is apparently a word of various and sundry meanings, depending on what your definition of "is" is.

[BeakDoc]

Is it just me?

[Little Timmy]

Me and my shadow, walking down the avenue .

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Avenue of Broken Dreams" could be the title of a diorama featuring unfinished models, parked on a weed-grown street.

[BeakDoc]

Street lights are one of a number of things I will never miss about suburban/city dwelling.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dwelling in the desert frees one from the swampeast summer annoyances of rust, skeeters, mold, mildew, and assorted species of fungus.

Edited August 7, 2022 by Ace-Garageguy

[NYLIBUD]

Fungus on your feet and inside your shower are totally gross.

[Little Timmy]

Gross of firecrackers is what I used on my Palmer Mustang.

 

[NOBLNG]

Mustang Sally….better slow your Mustang down!

[misterNNL]

Down town might be the opposite of up town.

[ChrisBcritter]

Town and Country was a vintage Chrysler popular with collectors and termites.

[stitchdup]

termites terminate terrible trees

[Ace-Garageguy]

Trees, knees, bees, and fleas all rhyme.

[BeakDoc]

“Rhyme and reason are essential to great alt-rock songwriting,” said no Rush fan, ever.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ever and anon" is an old fashioned way of saying "now and then".

[Danno]

Then, of course, one can always wait from here to eternity.

[BeakDoc]

Eternity, by Calvin Klein, is a mid-range priced fragrance.

[Classicgas]

Fragrance is something the nose knows.

[NOBLNG]

“Knows no bounds” is how I would describe certain people’s generosity when it comes to offering advice.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Advice, the free kind, is very often worth exactly what you pay for it