One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Syrup, of the corn variety, can play heck on the crankcase of one’s enemies.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Enemies often don't comprehend their peril until they feel the hot breath of Nemesis on their necks, and by that time it's too late.

[BeakDoc]

Late night trips to Taco Bell were reason enough for me to quit smoking the ganja.

[JollySipper]

Ganja is kinda harmful in some ways, but soooooooo helpful in others.....

[Ace-Garageguy]

Others, and their opinions, beliefs, and the trends they embrace, are more important to some than thinking for themselves.

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[Classicgas]

Themselves, ourselves, maybe it's elves.

[Tom Geiger]

Elves deliver ganja since it's totally legal in New Jersey and everyone there is now permanently stoned

[Classicgas]

Stoned would be a terrible death.

[1972coronet]

Death Plays His Role Again is a great song by Shadow Project

[BeakDoc]

Project Blue Book, un-redacted, would make for some great reading.

[misterNNL]

Reading model car kit instructions is actually how I learned what car parts were called.

[NYLIBUD]

Called my ex girlfriend the other day,and said,hey girl what’s up?

[Classicgas]

Up was a great movie.

[NYLIBUD]

Movie prices are way to high.

[ChrisBcritter]

High is the likelihood of annoyance if I end this sentence with a word like "rutabagas" or "scurvy", so I'll end it with something simple.

[misterNNL]

Simple minded reminds of some people I have worked with in the past:-) 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Past, present, or future, there have always been and will always be morons, more and more morons.

[1972coronet]

"Moron" is frequently 'replaced' with menso/mensa in conversations with my friend/neighbour, who's of German descent, and whose primary language is Argentinian dialect of Spanish 

[NOBLNG]

Spanish would be a handy language to know for my upcoming trip to Italy since they are very similar.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Similar" and "identical" are concepts frequently confused by folks who can't appreciate nuance.

[ChrisBcritter]

"Nuance" are what you get when you leave the sugar bowl uncovered, or when your uncles get remarried.

[1972coronet]

 

Remarried was the title for the Italian release of The Mechanic

[Classicgas]

Mechanic prices are through the roof.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Roof prices are through the roof too.

[NYLIBUD]

Too dam hot out,if you ask me.